blue-thoughts

Vaping vs Cigarettes

I’m currently at a bar getting drunk with my friends. One of my friends is trying to quit smoking. Not a good idea at a bar but whatever. She looked at me and s...

Feeling Blessed!

So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropen...

Does anybody else hate johnboy and billy?

I’m not a fan of morning talk shows to begin with because i hate talking first thing in the morning but when I first start my car to go to work and all I hear i...

New word for vagina!

Spunk cup As in go wash out dirty spunk cup Your spunk cup floweth over Can I take a sip from your spunk cup...

Dear Harvey Weinstein,

It has been brought to the world’s attention that trading sexual favors with you brings success. You are like the heroin dealer in “Requiem for a Dream”. Hell t...

I want to troll people on Steem!

So I have now been a member for less than 24 hours. I have been reading posts and looking at things people say and like. Can I just say that I want to laugh at ...

I don’t believe in time or traveling it

First I’m going to start by saying that I am not a physicist. My theory is coming from ignorance and if you would like to school me then feel free. I don’t beli...

Introduce yourself

Hello steemers! My name is Blue and I recently saw an article about Steemit, so naturally, I joined. I joke around a lot about subjects that most people would s...

Dark comedy

Do you think the other rockstars are making fun of Chester Bennington for killing himself on Chris Cornell’s birthday like kids on a playground? Standing around...

North Carolina law joke

I saw where North Carolina passed a law saying a man has the right to finish sex if he already penetrated the vag even if she changes her mind and wants to stop...

Terrible dark comedy story about how I hate children

I’m a server in a restaurant and I have to listen to people all day and pretend to give a shit with a smile on my face to make money. When I’m on the clock I’m ...