So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropenis and they thought the short dicked guy was the killer. Well the show made me curious. I wanted to know how big a micropenis actually is. It’s small by the way like less than three inches. Then I got to wondering how big average was. 5.16 inches and girth 4.6. Was my answer. So I did what I’ve never done and measured myself. I’m above average in both categories! Yay for me! If you thought this was going to be something inspirational you were wrong don’t know me lol