zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2802 days agoOwl jokeThe best thing about microwaving an Owl is that you can maintain eye contact for the full five minutes.....43$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2802 days agoOwl jokeThe best thing about microwaving an Owl is that you can maintain eye contact for the full five minutes.....43$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2804 days agoMissile jokeApparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere....................20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2804 days agoMissile jokeApparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere....................20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #joke•2815 days agoCar joke..........."An unknown Spanish man has reported his motor stolen It sounds to me like Carlos"....54$0.00zippersimon(25)•in joke•2815 days agoCar joke..........."An unknown Spanish man has reported his motor stolen It sounds to me like Carlos"....54$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #joke•2815 days agoPharmacy joke...Pretend to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bag....21$0.00zippersimon(25)•in joke•2815 days agoPharmacy joke...Pretend to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bag....21$0.00
happymoneyman(25)•in #steemit•2820 days agoSteemit Is Changing - How It Affects You Steemit is changing... A small change just happened. A bigger change comes soon. The future of Steemit gets crazy Press Play For Max Steemit Info Enjoy The Vid ...1232531$208.90happymoneyman(25)•in steemit•2820 days agoSteemit Is Changing - How It Affects You Steemit is changing... A small change just happened. A bigger change comes soon. The future of Steemit gets crazy Press Play For Max Steemit Info Enjoy The Vid ...1232531$208.90
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2820 days agoFlat earth joke.The only thing flat-earthers fear ….... is sphere itself....20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2820 days agoFlat earth joke.The only thing flat-earthers fear ….... is sphere itself....20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2820 days ago007 joke.....James Bond used to take Viagra. Apparently it made him Roger Moore....................30$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2820 days ago007 joke.....James Bond used to take Viagra. Apparently it made him Roger Moore....................30$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2820 days agoAlligator joke......."Alligators can live up to 200 years… Which is why there’s a good chance that they will see you later."...30$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2820 days agoAlligator joke......."Alligators can live up to 200 years… Which is why there’s a good chance that they will see you later."...30$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2821 days agoBritish date jokePolitical satire for my British followers "Today is Prime Minister Day. May the Turd."...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2821 days agoBritish date jokePolitical satire for my British followers "Today is Prime Minister Day. May the Turd."...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2821 days agoPhillip"My friend Phillip had his lip removed. We just call him Phil now."...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2821 days agoPhillip"My friend Phillip had his lip removed. We just call him Phil now."...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2821 days agoTop tip!TOP TIP FIND OUT how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on an aeroplane flight wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask....21$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2821 days agoTop tip!TOP TIP FIND OUT how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on an aeroplane flight wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask....21$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2823 days agoPsychiatrist.....A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known psychoanalyst." "How long has this been going o...33$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2823 days agoPsychiatrist.....A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known psychoanalyst." "How long has this been going o...33$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2823 days agoDoctor....More from the world of crap jokes...... A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penise...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2823 days agoDoctor....More from the world of crap jokes...... A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penise...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2823 days agoBatmanAnother crap joke... "So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china ...31$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2823 days agoBatmanAnother crap joke... "So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china ...31$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2824 days agoMore from the wife.....Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy. She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab t...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2824 days agoMore from the wife.....Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy. She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab t...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2824 days agoKitty.....Another crap joke for you, this time feline based I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year. I missed 2 payments and they've jus...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2824 days agoKitty.....Another crap joke for you, this time feline based I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year. I missed 2 payments and they've jus...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2824 days agoRoses...This blog is dedicated to collecting some of the crappest jokes ever created for your enjoyment. Today a little poem. "Roses are expensive And so is our marriag...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2824 days agoRoses...This blog is dedicated to collecting some of the crappest jokes ever created for your enjoyment. Today a little poem. "Roses are expensive And so is our marriag...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2827 days agoPower toolThis blog is dedicated to discovering the worlds best crap jokes "I have just been attacked by someone with a power tool. I was walking down the road next thing...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2827 days agoPower toolThis blog is dedicated to discovering the worlds best crap jokes "I have just been attacked by someone with a power tool. I was walking down the road next thing...20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2827 days agoDrugs..........This blog is dedicated to finding the best worst jokes on the planet. "My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs.....20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2827 days agoDrugs..........This blog is dedicated to finding the best worst jokes on the planet. "My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs.....20$0.00
zippersimon(25)•in #funny•2827 days agoSausage"My hallucinating isn't getting any better - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurs...20$0.00zippersimon(25)•in funny•2827 days agoSausage"My hallucinating isn't getting any better - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurs...20$0.00
