wrongjohn(25)•in #poem•2866 days agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get...52$0.01wrongjohn(25)•in poem•2866 days agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get...52$0.01
wrongjohn(25)•in #comedy•2876 days agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite...72$4.17wrongjohn(25)•in comedy•2876 days agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite...72$4.17
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2877 days agoCoca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campb...43$0.19therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2877 days agoCoca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campb...43$0.19
wrongjohn(25)•in #funny•2889 days agoA day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! https://youtu.be/5fev3UVyI4U Created by Steemi...1420$2.48wrongjohn(25)•in funny•2889 days agoA day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! https://youtu.be/5fev3UVyI4U Created by Steemi...1420$2.48
wrongjohn(25)•in #blockcorp•2897 days agoSubject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other pr...30$0.06wrongjohn(25)•in blockcorp•2897 days agoSubject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other pr...30$0.06
wrongjohn(25)•in #creative•2897 days agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday....62$0.27wrongjohn(25)•in creative•2897 days agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday....62$0.27
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #introduceyourself•2925 days agoIntroducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the ve...61$0.02therealnewsfeed(25)•in introduceyourself•2925 days agoIntroducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the ve...61$0.02
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2929 days agoSTUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with troph...22$0.07therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2929 days agoSTUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with troph...22$0.07
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2931 days agoUFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause t...30$0.10therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2931 days agoUFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause t...30$0.10
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2933 days agoTRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to st...51$0.04therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2933 days agoTRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to st...51$0.04
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2934 days agoTRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab ...60$0.03therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2934 days agoTRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab ...60$0.03
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2937 days agoSHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12...40$0.54therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2937 days agoSHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12...40$0.54
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2936 days agoGROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year ...31$0.02therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2936 days agoGROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year ...31$0.02
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2938 days agoBOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Crai...301$0.06therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2938 days agoBOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Crai...301$0.06
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•2942 days agoDon’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arm...73$0.17wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•2942 days agoDon’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arm...73$0.17
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•2945 days ago‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress...62$0.05wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•2945 days ago‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress...62$0.05
wrongjohn(25)•in #photography•2946 days agoSanta is coming@artonmysleeve...53$0.01wrongjohn(25)•in photography•2946 days agoSanta is coming@artonmysleeve...53$0.01
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•2952 days agoI am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake thro...31$0.03wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•2952 days agoI am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake thro...31$0.03
wrongjohn(25)•in #theisland•3001 days agoThe Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burn...126$0.21wrongjohn(25)•in theisland•3001 days agoThe Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burn...126$0.21
wrongjohn(25)•in #theisland•3005 days agoThe Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The ...912$0.03wrongjohn(25)•in theisland•3005 days agoThe Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The ...912$0.03
