wrongjohn(25)•in #poem•2947 days agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get...52$0.01wrongjohn(25)•in poem•2947 days agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get...52$0.01
wrongjohn(25)•in #comedy•2957 days agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite...72$4.17wrongjohn(25)•in comedy•2957 days agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite...72$4.17
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•2958 days agoCoca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campb...43$0.19therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•2958 days agoCoca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campb...43$0.19
wrongjohn(25)•in #funny•2970 days agoA day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! https://youtu.be/5fev3UVyI4U Created by Steemi...1420$2.48wrongjohn(25)•in funny•2970 days agoA day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! https://youtu.be/5fev3UVyI4U Created by Steemi...1420$2.48
wrongjohn(25)•in #blockcorp•2978 days agoSubject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other pr...30$0.06wrongjohn(25)•in blockcorp•2978 days agoSubject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other pr...30$0.06
wrongjohn(25)•in #creative•2978 days agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday....62$0.27wrongjohn(25)•in creative•2978 days agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday....62$0.27
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #introduceyourself•3006 days agoIntroducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the ve...61$0.02therealnewsfeed(25)•in introduceyourself•3006 days agoIntroducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the ve...61$0.02
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3010 days agoSTUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with troph...22$0.07therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3010 days agoSTUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with troph...22$0.07
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3012 days agoUFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause t...30$0.10therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3012 days agoUFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause t...30$0.10
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3014 days agoTRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to st...51$0.04therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3014 days agoTRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to st...51$0.04
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3015 days agoTRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab ...60$0.03therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3015 days agoTRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab ...60$0.03
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3018 days agoSHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12...40$0.54therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3018 days agoSHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12...40$0.54
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3017 days agoGROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year ...31$0.02therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3017 days agoGROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year ...31$0.02
therealnewsfeed(25)•in #news•3019 days agoBOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Crai...301$0.06therealnewsfeed(25)•in news•3019 days agoBOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Crai...301$0.06
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•3023 days agoDon’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arm...73$0.17wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•3023 days agoDon’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arm...73$0.17
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•3026 days ago‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress...62$0.05wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•3026 days ago‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress...62$0.05
wrongjohn(25)•in #photography•3027 days agoSanta is coming@artonmysleeve...53$0.01wrongjohn(25)•in photography•3027 days agoSanta is coming@artonmysleeve...53$0.01
wrongjohn(25)•in #poetry•3033 days agoI am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake thro...31$0.03wrongjohn(25)•in poetry•3033 days agoI am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake thro...31$0.03
wrongjohn(25)•in #theisland•3082 days agoThe Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burn...126$0.21wrongjohn(25)•in theisland•3082 days agoThe Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burn...126$0.21
wrongjohn(25)•in #theisland•3086 days agoThe Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The ...912$0.03wrongjohn(25)•in theisland•3086 days agoThe Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The ...912$0.03
