tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2881 days agoCaught in a tornadoFour U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City...8tomo15(-25)•in funny•2881 days agoCaught in a tornadoFour U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City...8
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2882 days agoAn ArabAn Arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Ho...5tomo15(-25)•in fun•2882 days agoAn ArabAn Arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Ho...5
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2883 days agoA magician and a parrotA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over ...4tomo15(-25)•in funny•2883 days agoA magician and a parrotA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over ...4
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2884 days agoLove & MarriageHere is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the...7tomo15(-25)•in fun•2884 days agoLove & MarriageHere is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the...7
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2885 days agoLooking for a wifeFred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Ac...5tomo15(-25)•in fun•2885 days agoLooking for a wifeFred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Ac...5
tomo15(-25)•in #new•2886 days agoTrash Into PowerSweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does something unique: it turns tra...4tomo15(-25)•in new•2886 days agoTrash Into PowerSweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does something unique: it turns tra...4
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2886 days agoTwo RussiansOne Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "If you had two horses, wo...1tomo15(-25)•in fun•2886 days agoTwo RussiansOne Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "If you had two horses, wo...1
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2887 days agoLike your thinkingA teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'Non...1tomo15(-25)•in fun•2887 days agoLike your thinkingA teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'Non...1
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2888 days agoWorking Very HardA martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it.” The teache...2tomo15(-25)•in funny•2888 days agoWorking Very HardA martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it.” The teache...2
tomo15(-25)•in #poetry•2888 days agoLOVELove does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everything suffers. Love never stops....0tomo15(-25)•in poetry•2888 days agoLOVELove does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everything suffers. Love never stops....0
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2889 days agoBlind Date" How was your blind date? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce". " Wow! That's a...2tomo15(-25)•in funny•2889 days agoBlind Date" How was your blind date? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce". " Wow! That's a...2
tomo15(-25)•in #poetry•2890 days agoToothpasteI want to kiss your lips, I want to play with your teeth, I want to know what your tongue is like ... Hey, do not be mad at me, I'm just your toothpaste!...4tomo15(-25)•in poetry•2890 days agoToothpasteI want to kiss your lips, I want to play with your teeth, I want to know what your tongue is like ... Hey, do not be mad at me, I'm just your toothpaste!...4
tomo15(-25)•in #new•2891 days agoHappy Valentines day!Last night I got a message from the sky. The gods complained that the most beautiful angel escaped from them. Do not worry, I did not betray you! Happy Valentin...4tomo15(-25)•in new•2891 days agoHappy Valentines day!Last night I got a message from the sky. The gods complained that the most beautiful angel escaped from them. Do not worry, I did not betray you! Happy Valentin...4
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2892 days agoAuntieIs it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. - Just imagine! - And did you tell her about...7tomo15(-25)•in funny•2892 days agoAuntieIs it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. - Just imagine! - And did you tell her about...7
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2892 days agoDoctor, please hurry"Doctor, please hurry! My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razo...8tomo15(-25)•in funny•2892 days agoDoctor, please hurry"Doctor, please hurry! My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razo...8
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tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2893 days agoBelieve it or not 2If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energ...17tomo15(-25)•in fun•2893 days agoBelieve it or not 2If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energ...17
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2894 days agoBelieve it or notA cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A snail can sleep for three years. All Po...24tomo15(-25)•in fun•2894 days agoBelieve it or notA cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A snail can sleep for three years. All Po...24
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2894 days agoFriday is Fish DayA husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing eve...24tomo15(-25)•in fun•2894 days agoFriday is Fish DayA husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing eve...24
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2894 days agoThe Air BagA husband and wife are driving down a country lane when the wife turns to her husband and says, “I can’t live like this anymore! I’ve been having an affair with...20tomo15(-25)•in fun•2894 days agoThe Air BagA husband and wife are driving down a country lane when the wife turns to her husband and says, “I can’t live like this anymore! I’ve been having an affair with...20
