theresa.may(25)•in #funny•2487 days agoHaha, I fucked the whole damn lot of you and none of you saw it coming!Pay attention you worthless plebs, I've something important to say. For the last two and a half years, you've all been my bitches, and hardly any of you stupid,...115960$22.74theresa.may(25)•in funny•2487 days agoHaha, I fucked the whole damn lot of you and none of you saw it coming!Pay attention you worthless plebs, I've something important to say. For the last two and a half years, you've all been my bitches, and hardly any of you stupid,...115960$22.74
theresa.may(25)•in #darkoverlord•2569 days agoDark Overlord - Bunch of fucking useless dick-rubbers.Nobody will give a fuck about you in a weeks time you useless wankers, but the good news is you're a great distraction for all the mewling lefties So @thedarkov...17017$0.66theresa.may(25)•in darkoverlord•2569 days agoDark Overlord - Bunch of fucking useless dick-rubbers.Nobody will give a fuck about you in a weeks time you useless wankers, but the good news is you're a great distraction for all the mewling lefties So @thedarkov...17017$0.66
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2592 days agoHaha. Fuck all you plebby cunts. I'm still here....I'm just dancing my sweet bony ass off. None of you had a fucking clue did you...? It's been a little while since I had the time to write any of my thoughts dow...10622$0.38theresa.may(25)•in politics•2592 days agoHaha. Fuck all you plebby cunts. I'm still here....I'm just dancing my sweet bony ass off. None of you had a fucking clue did you...? It's been a little while since I had the time to write any of my thoughts dow...10622$0.38
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2800 days agoI love a royal wedding: it presents so many opportunities to screw the country over!More fun than opening a can of AIDS and smearing it over your plebby arses before ramming it home with a 14 inch strap-on! Lowborn of Britain, take a moment fro...1919$2.02theresa.may(25)•in politics•2800 days agoI love a royal wedding: it presents so many opportunities to screw the country over!More fun than opening a can of AIDS and smearing it over your plebby arses before ramming it home with a 14 inch strap-on! Lowborn of Britain, take a moment fro...1919$2.02
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2815 days agoElection result: British public continue to prove they love to take it roughly from behind !!!People of the UK, thank you for delivering me a mandate to continue to rape you until your arses bleed Attention plebs. You're bit of democracy is now over. I h...6913$0.27theresa.may(25)•in politics•2815 days agoElection result: British public continue to prove they love to take it roughly from behind !!!People of the UK, thank you for delivering me a mandate to continue to rape you until your arses bleed Attention plebs. You're bit of democracy is now over. I h...6913$0.27
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2816 days agoI'm proud to announce my latest government initiative: On the spot fines for the terminally ill.They're a proper fucking drain on the country, let's deal with this retarded shit once and for all. Wake up plebs. I've something to say! Now, I don't know abou...7111$0.24theresa.may(25)•in politics•2816 days agoI'm proud to announce my latest government initiative: On the spot fines for the terminally ill.They're a proper fucking drain on the country, let's deal with this retarded shit once and for all. Wake up plebs. I've something to say! Now, I don't know abou...7111$0.24
theresa.may(25)•in #familyprotection•2817 days agoNew UK legislation: Child Protective Services to put every single child in state care!Parents clearly the wrong people to be raising families. Let my government do it for you! Nobody can prepare themselves for the hell that is parenting, and if y...10438$1.57theresa.may(25)•in familyprotection•2817 days agoNew UK legislation: Child Protective Services to put every single child in state care!Parents clearly the wrong people to be raising families. Let my government do it for you! Nobody can prepare themselves for the hell that is parenting, and if y...10438$1.57
theresa.may(25)•in #funny•2820 days agoDear @sweetsssj, will you please come and visit the United Kingdom? I guarantee, you will never leave!And I really need a new home secretary now Mrs fucking stupidtits Amber Rudd has resigned...could that be you? Dearest @sweetsssj, I am in awe. Not only are you...1015$3.15theresa.may(25)•in funny•2820 days agoDear @sweetsssj, will you please come and visit the United Kingdom? I guarantee, you will never leave!And I really need a new home secretary now Mrs fucking stupidtits Amber Rudd has resigned...could that be you? Dearest @sweetsssj, I am in awe. Not only are you...1015$3.15
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2821 days agoI'm proud to announce my candidacy to stand as Witness!Manifesto pledges include using half the proceeds to downvote @jerrybanfield. Right plebs, pay attention. I've seen some shit political campaigns in my time, bu...1820$4.16theresa.may(25)•in politics•2821 days agoI'm proud to announce my candidacy to stand as Witness!Manifesto pledges include using half the proceeds to downvote @jerrybanfield. Right plebs, pay attention. I've seen some shit political campaigns in my time, bu...1820$4.16
theresa.may(25)•in #news•2821 days agoAs Prime minister I'm pleased to announce the name of the next little Royal bastard: Prince Louis!This little cunt is going to cost you lot a fucking fortune, so stop slacking plebs My government is delighted to announce a new senior member of the Royal Fami...2224$4.15theresa.may(25)•in news•2821 days agoAs Prime minister I'm pleased to announce the name of the next little Royal bastard: Prince Louis!This little cunt is going to cost you lot a fucking fortune, so stop slacking plebs My government is delighted to announce a new senior member of the Royal Fami...2224$4.15
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2822 days agoGo on...DOWNVOTE ME....You don't know what Freedom of Speech is, because you're all terrified little sheep!https://steemitimages.com/DQmNNaCYEvq2ykRGPMMciK53U7mvYaVjoPZyAjzLfNYVSEf/downvote%20theresa%20may.jpg And I couldn't give a shit....I'm the sodding Prime Minis...2721$2.97theresa.may(25)•in politics•2822 days agoGo on...DOWNVOTE ME....You don't know what Freedom of Speech is, because you're all terrified little sheep!https://steemitimages.com/DQmNNaCYEvq2ykRGPMMciK53U7mvYaVjoPZyAjzLfNYVSEf/downvote%20theresa%20may.jpg And I couldn't give a shit....I'm the sodding Prime Minis...2721$2.97
theresa.may(25)•in #politics•2823 days agoAmnesty for Immigrants? My fucking arse!As I told those useless cunts in parliament earlier today "immigrants are the spilt and pointless semen of the planet, and if they're not going to wash cars, th...1711$2.58theresa.may(25)•in politics•2823 days agoAmnesty for Immigrants? My fucking arse!As I told those useless cunts in parliament earlier today "immigrants are the spilt and pointless semen of the planet, and if they're not going to wash cars, th...1711$2.58
theresa.may(25)•in #introduceyourself•2824 days agoHello plebs. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fuckin' British Prime Minister, and you're all my bitchesRight you filthy lot. Theresa here, first minister of the United Kingdom, and boss of half the world. Sit up straight, pay attention and listen to me! I've deci...4873$4.28theresa.may(25)•in introduceyourself•2824 days agoHello plebs. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fuckin' British Prime Minister, and you're all my bitchesRight you filthy lot. Theresa here, first minister of the United Kingdom, and boss of half the world. Sit up straight, pay attention and listen to me! I've deci...4873$4.28
