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Bagholder gets evicted

>After selling all his physical possessions to raise more fiat to buy tanking shitcoins, a bagholder greets his evicting landlord with an assurance that he is m...

Bagholding man charts a course along the frayed edges of sanity

>A bagholding man explores the edges of sanity as he dances on the beach of his broken dreams with the coins that were supposed to fuel his life long ambitions ...

Couch Bancor

>A self proclaimed crypto expert who follows all the top crypto youtube channels contemplates the sheer stupidity of investors who've abandoned the platform tha...

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>A shitcoin bagholder stakes his last $100 on a chinese ponzi scheme, certain he has learned from his previous 37 failed attempts to spot the bulltrap. He hopes...

Rock Bottom

>A Digibyte bagholder explains that it is a long-hold crypto with many innovations yet to be implemented. He must say this to entice uneducated investors, for h...

DGB bagholders...

>A Digibyte bagholder fails to see the emotional and financial strain he places on his family after sinking his life savings into shitcoins that he deems profit...

Trump tweets about Ark

He has some interesting predictions......

Bancor can destroy your BNT

Recently, someone discovered that part of Bancor's code enables them to destroy any tokens in any account at any time for any reason. Ban-dwagon-cor...

How Bancor reacts to criticism

Bancor expects you to contact their development team and point out problems for them....

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

Massive attacks on our network. Don't worry, they are monitoring. All is well. >Ahhhhhh haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa...

What Vitalik thinks of immigrants, same-sex marriage & republicans...

Check it out......

Daily crypto meme #371

>The lead developer of an alternative cryptocurrency unveils his roadmap...

1 month after the Bitbean Pump & Dump

>A Bitbean bagholder shakes his fist in anger at his now worthless beans as his wife spreads equally worthless Emercoin on bread to feed their starving children...

Quantum Computers will threaten Cryptography...Solution? Quantum Cryptography

https://aeon.co/ideas/quantum-cryptography-is-unbreakable-so-is-human-ingenuity While noone has been able to build a Quantum Computer yet (at least not publicly...

Sentient AI could already exist...

I found a great article on Aeon.co that talks about consciousness and challenges how we measure sentience currently, with input from AI researchers and leading ...

The Terminator (1984) hair style change explained

Notice something strange here? This isn't some kind of weird continuity error. There is a reason the T-800 lacked eyebrows in this scene and every scene in the ...

Terminator Genysis' T-1000 was lying in wait for 11 years

Sarah recalls to Kyle how her parents were killed by a T-1000 sent to 1973 to strike at her when she was just 9 years old. Luckily for her, the reprogrammed 'Po...

Emercoin moving into the Sports Utility Vehicle sector

Emercoin has confirmed today that they will begin production of their prototype EMC SUV Pickup Truck in an undisclosed Eastern European Facility. The vehicle wi...

3 billion human dollars were lost on August 1 2017

The survivors of the hard fork called the crash Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the Ether. The computer which controlled ...

The greatest feeling you can get

The greatest feeling you can get on an exchange or the most satisfying feeling you can get on the exchange is the pump. Let’s say you buy your shitcoins, coins ...