thaddeusgunn

That one time....

Merry Krunkmas, everyone!...

This Vodka Cran is So Getting Dumped

Ever have one of those relationships where you know damn well that you're just wasting time until the right thing comes along? That's exactly how I feel about m...

How to win the lottery

My nearly ten-year lottery experiment is coming to an end. And now - lo! - I will reveal the secret of my research. OK, so this whole thing started when I was t...

How soon 'til I'm famous?

Just finished reading "On Writing" by Stephen King (for the second time) a couple days ago. Am starting to see how much my life is starting to resemble the stan...

Short Story || Suspense || "Full Disclosure" by Thaddeus Gunn

FULL DISCLOSURE by Thaddeus Gunn You know the minute you come around the corner and see her under that maple tree that she’s the one you’re gonna tell. It’s lik...

You will not believe this bio.

This is mostly true. I swear. MY NAME IS THADDEUS GUNN. My work has appeared in several magazines. It has appeared on t-shirts and table tents. It has appeared ...

New tat photo. March, 2011. [NSFW]

It was the best compliment I ever got. Didn't want to forget it. So I wrote it on my arm....

Inspirational text from the Great Beyond

OK this is strange. I once received a "zombie text" that I apparently sent to myself four years ago on August 28th, 2013. Part of it reads: "Focus your mind. Be...

My bio could be yours. And it probably is.

Ayo, Younger Edition of Gunn. Better write a bio while you're still good looking. If I could go back to 1977 (high school), I'd tell my past self to get really ...

Slapstick

I DON'T REMEMBER EVERY BEATING MOM GAVE US. I just remember that we named them after All Star wrestling moves. She had an extensive repertoire of techniques. Th...

Hello, I'm Thaddeus Gunn

When I'm not smoking brisket in the backyard, I'm an author of very short fiction and nonfiction. My work has appeared in Brevity, SmokeLong Quarterly, Tin Hous...