swenger(25)•in #punchline•2765 days agoWhen I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.https://media.giphy.com/media/DZgUVLxzMoAwg/giphy.gif source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other...2swenger(25)•in punchline•2765 days agoWhen I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.https://media.giphy.com/media/DZgUVLxzMoAwg/giphy.gif source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other...2
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2765 days agoIf BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind....0swenger(25)•in punchline•2765 days agoIf BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind....0
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2766 days agoJust as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop......0swenger(25)•in punchline•2766 days agoJust as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop......0
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2766 days agoWhen you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.https://media.giphy.com/media/DOdsiolqbxCbm/giphy.gif source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance pr...6swenger(25)•in punchline•2766 days agoWhen you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.https://media.giphy.com/media/DOdsiolqbxCbm/giphy.gif source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance pr...6
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2767 days agoWhen you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...https://media1.tenor.com/images/00298c44ab0af1075627bf867ed34aa9/tenor.gif?itemid=5027230 source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held t...1swenger(25)•in punchline•2767 days agoWhen you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...https://media1.tenor.com/images/00298c44ab0af1075627bf867ed34aa9/tenor.gif?itemid=5027230 source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held t...1
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2767 days agoSince Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card gi...1swenger(25)•in punchline•2767 days agoSince Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card gi...1
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2767 days agoEvery rental car after I return it.https://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyyssOt6DE4unJh6/giphy.gif source: Every rental car after I return it....3swenger(25)•in punchline•2767 days agoEvery rental car after I return it.https://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyyssOt6DE4unJh6/giphy.gif source: Every rental car after I return it....3
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2768 days agoIf a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady,...4swenger(25)•in punchline•2768 days agoIf a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady,...4
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2768 days agoFilling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.source: https://beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/dfh6.gif Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant....3swenger(25)•in punchline•2768 days agoFilling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.source: https://beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/dfh6.gif Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant....3
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2769 days agoRipped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, locat...5swenger(25)•in punchline•2769 days agoRipped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, locat...5
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2769 days agoSexual Misconduct Allegations Coveragesource: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" ...2swenger(25)•in punchline•2769 days agoSexual Misconduct Allegations Coveragesource: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" ...2
swenger(25)•in #memechallenge•2770 days agoMemechallenge #73- Entry 1...0swenger(25)•in memechallenge•2770 days agoMemechallenge #73- Entry 1...0
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2770 days agoWorld Cup Soccer predictionsource: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerlan...1swenger(25)•in punchline•2770 days agoWorld Cup Soccer predictionsource: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerlan...1
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2770 days agoMy response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funnysource: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny....1swenger(25)•in punchline•2770 days agoMy response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funnysource: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny....1
swenger(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2770 days agoRight after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retracehttps://media.giphy.com/media/lGrxvmD7YazFS/giphy.gif source: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace....6swenger(25)•in comedyopenmic•2770 days agoRight after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retracehttps://media.giphy.com/media/lGrxvmD7YazFS/giphy.gif source: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace....6
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2771 days agoMe, trying to use my Sensitivity Class trainingsource: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training....4swenger(25)•in punchline•2771 days agoMe, trying to use my Sensitivity Class trainingsource: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training....4
swenger(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2771 days agoMcDonalds coming to North Korea?source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "M...8swenger(25)•in comedyopenmic•2771 days agoMcDonalds coming to North Korea?source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "M...8
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2771 days agoJust shoot me.source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was bru...2swenger(25)•in punchline•2771 days agoJust shoot me.source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was bru...2
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2772 days agoStand up comedy class tonightsource: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll sho...4swenger(25)•in punchline•2772 days agoStand up comedy class tonightsource: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll sho...4
swenger(25)•in #punchline•2834 days agoWhen BTC finally starts to make a move up!source: https://media.tenor.co/images/062b0072b9006b2b0578054a0850860b/raw When BTC finally starts to make a move up!...6swenger(25)•in punchline•2834 days agoWhen BTC finally starts to make a move up!source: https://media.tenor.co/images/062b0072b9006b2b0578054a0850860b/raw When BTC finally starts to make a move up!...6
