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A Man Walked Into A Bar. He Said Ouch. It Was An Iron Bar.

Yes jokes don't get any older than that one, found inscribed on the walls of the tomb of Naputapu, Pharaoh of Egypt during the hessian crisis of 3,300 BCE. He l...

CLICK : Part 25 - Bread Crumbs.

I hadn't seen Andy in more than a week, which was odd considering the prom was the following night. I tried his phone. It went straight to voicemail. I left a c...

Chemical Toilets. Fun For All The Family.

Old people are the best aren't we. I might be heavily biased, but I'm always right. It comes from living back in the good old days I expect. You won't remember ...

CLICK : Part 24 - Graduation.

There had to be something wrong with my brain. I'd suffered a head injury six years ago, maybe it was the cause. Looking back at what Andy had shown me in the l...

You Had To Be There, Otherwise None Of This Is Funny.

I'm going to open by relating what I think is the funniest text message I have ever received. You may not agree, because you had to be there really. To fully ap...

CLICK : Part 23 - Cold Cases.

What can I say about my senior year? Not a lot really. I avoided the social whirl of fraternities and sororities. I stayed away from alcohol. I didn't attend ma...

Fact Checking Fact Checking Websites.

President Macron says France is at war with Covid-19. So we can expect France to surrender very shortly then. Yes I'm having a pop at the French again, again. I...

CLICK : Part 21 - Saturday Night At The Movies.

I believe I may have unintentionally given a false impression. Several perhaps. Making myself out to be Sherlock Holmes, while Crystal and Andy were my Watson d...

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Right that's it. Thanks to some nostalgic listening to 80's music last night, I've fallen out with The Clash. I used to love them, back in the eighties. Now I'v...

CLICK : Part 20 - Yard Work.

Crystal wasn't my mother. She was much more. My big sister and my best friend all rolled into one. When I did something which made her sad or angry I would do a...

Offering A Little Something For The Ladies.

Since I stopped taking the yellow ones my mind has cleared. I've removed the hold I put on my plans for global domination and decided to work on the more mallea...

CLICK : Part 19 - Growth Spurts.

After Crystal was semi-official, with regards to child services, there were more temporary placements with her. Those placements could be anywhere from an overn...

Clear The Way. Man With An Existential Crisis Coming Through.

You know people are always going on about having had a life changing experience. Well I've just had an underwear changing experience. That's similar to a life c...

CLICK : Part 18 - The One You Feed.

Before we set off for the Yakama Reservation, we first paid a visit to my parents graves. It had become a tradition. Once a month Crystal would drive me there. ...

Backpackers And Other Vermin.

I'm getting really enthused about Covid-19, the coronavirus. I'm even thinking of friending it on social media. It's bound to be on there by now. I want, no I n...

CLICK : Part 17 - Neuschwanstein Castle.

It was typical of Crystal that she worked closely with Emily on the design of her castle. There was a lot of pink involved, plus some purple and gold. It even h...

Could I Have Another Small Boy Please? This One's Split.

Yes it's that time of the day when my medication has worn off and no one at the facility can prevent me from writing balls all over the bathroom using chicken e...

CLICK : Part 16 - How Lucky You Are.

I later found out the only reason Crystal allowed Andy to set foot in her home was because he had made me smile. I pointed out to her she was the one who made m...

Even More Crap Disguised As Commentary.

Well yesterday I had a pop at the Krauts. Right now I expect they're polishing up the Panzers ready to invade me. They've been quiet for too long. Something's g...

CLICK : Part 15 - Best Friends Forever.

The two of us were still laughing when Crystal got back. Watching the replay in slow motion, we found the exact moment when boot met balls. Andy thought he migh...