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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 152018734

Chuck Norris can solve a paradox....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 152018734

Chuck Norris can solve a paradox....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 15201854

Switzerland guarantees its neutrality by paying Chuck Norris a tribute of 10 million dollars and 52 hot women each year....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 15201854

Switzerland guarantees its neutrality by paying Chuck Norris a tribute of 10 million dollars and 52 hot women each year....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 152018234

Nuck Choriss still craves Chuck Norris' penis!!!!!!...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 152018234

Nuck Choriss still craves Chuck Norris' penis!!!!!!...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 15201804

Chuck Norris doesn't eat limes. He eats limestone....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2780 days ago

Chuck Norris: 15201804

Chuck Norris doesn't eat limes. He eats limestone....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420182134

In the Matrix, how can you tell it from the real world? Well, in the real world, all leading roles played by different actors who always get the girl are actual...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420182134

In the Matrix, how can you tell it from the real world? Well, in the real world, all leading roles played by different actors who always get the girl are actual...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018194

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark. Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018194

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark. Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420181634

Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420181634

Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018144

at Chuck Norris's wedding the best man was the country of united states...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018144

at Chuck Norris's wedding the best man was the country of united states...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420181134

A movie critic told Chuck Norris "my dilemma is whether so watch one of your movies or watch paint dry". Chuck told him "my dilemma is whether to rip off your s...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1420181134

A movie critic told Chuck Norris "my dilemma is whether so watch one of your movies or watch paint dry". Chuck told him "my dilemma is whether to rip off your s...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 14201894

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke......that truck is now know as Optimus Prime...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 14201894

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke......that truck is now know as Optimus Prime...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018634

Chuck Norris possesses a commanding, cool-eyed stare that can make panties spontaneously combust....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018634

Chuck Norris possesses a commanding, cool-eyed stare that can make panties spontaneously combust....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 14201844

A Chuck Norris stare can literally burn holes through you....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 14201844

A Chuck Norris stare can literally burn holes through you....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018134

Chuck norris once squeezed a m&m so hard that it became a skittle....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 142018134

Chuck norris once squeezed a m&m so hard that it became a skittle....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018234

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for their life....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2781 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018234

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for their life....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320182034

Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him...

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320182034

Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him...

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018184

If you make a spelling or grammar error when typing "Chuck Norris", you immediatly get killed by Chuck Norris....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018184

If you make a spelling or grammar error when typing "Chuck Norris", you immediatly get killed by Chuck Norris....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320181534

Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he turned into a gravestone....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320181534

Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he turned into a gravestone....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018134

Chuck Norris ejaculated into the ocean and created the Sperm Whale....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018134

Chuck Norris ejaculated into the ocean and created the Sperm Whale....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320181034

If you see Chuck Norris in the wild, he may eat right out of your hand, because Chuck Norris has no natural predators....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 1320181034

If you see Chuck Norris in the wild, he may eat right out of your hand, because Chuck Norris has no natural predators....

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sperm(25)•in #chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018516

Chuck Norris fooled The Who again....

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sperm(25)•in chucknorris•2782 days ago

Chuck Norris: 132018516

Chuck Norris fooled The Who again....

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