satan-himself

Diamonds are a demon's best friend.

It's been a pretty productive day. I've made it to the Diamond League. The training wheels are off at this point, though, so it remains to be seen how much furt...

Gold I League Status Attained!

There are only about two days left in the season, so we'll see how far I can get. My cards are still pretty weak, but so are a lot of other peoples' cards in th...

Quests are pretty hard when everyone keeps immediately fleeing

What the fuck?! Either my opponent flees before I can even pick a team or I lose. Nothing in between. I smite all of thee who flee! Your souls will belong to me...

BEHOLD! A set is for sale for like 30% below market value!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Lqs62MVUrUWAC3R9TL/giphy.gif https://peakmonsters.com/@satan-himself/collection My awesomeness is no longer interested in playing ...

The new rewards suck

Instead of cards, I got THREE WHOLE CHARGES of a legendary potion. ¡Whoop-di-friggin-do! Anyone else disappointed in the new rewards system?...

No you didn't win this, tough guy.

I love beating people with cocky usernames conveying messages like "I won this." Truly, nothing feels better. Except for maybe when I steal or win their souls. ...

This was SO not worth the 1200 DEC

Goddammit. I still think that this should not even be an option for one of the things you can get. It should be worth at least a couple hundred DEC, anyway. Fuc...

I am a Golden God!

https://youtu.be/yYz3E4MckSw I've made it to the Gold league finally, just before I finish my daily quest. I have some potions right now, so the more rewards ca...

Behold! Lord Arianthus!

Pulled this bad boy in my quest rewards today. How awesome is that? These dudes are worth like 10 times what they once were! An ever-useful card which is becomi...

The Undead Archer could shatter

If he had a stronger summoner, but alas, he does not. Soon! I got this one up to level 5, anyway. This little card really gave the Death Splinter a leg up, in m...

Show your latest Splinterlands battle and win some FREE BATTLE TOKENS Part 2 !

Have You Been Battling ? Of course you have ...... Splinterlands is awesome. You know what else is awesome ???? BATTLE TOKENS and YOU. I'm going to hand out som...

Steemmonsters card giveaway 04 / Winner announcement 03

WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT First of all i am announcing the winner of my previous contest The Winner is @klismois NEXT GIVEAWAY Today i am Giving away a rare steemmons...

Attention, Minions. I have secured a position in the Silver II League this season.

As your great and powerful leader, I am actually disappointed I was not at least able to infiltrate the gold league. Alas, my deck is too weak as there are not ...

Got a Legendary card in a booster pack! And other stories...

Let's be honest, it's not the most legendary of all of the legendary cards, but it's nothing to shake a stick at, either. This card comes in handy, for sure. It...

I hope to be more powerful next season, my minions

As you can see, I have made it to the silver III league, but that's nowhere near the top. Patience is a virtue and all of that. The season is over in just about...

I have cards again! Bow to me faithfully!

Did you know that Splinterlands changed the way starter packs work? Yeah, now you can use the cards from a starter pack, but you can sell or transfer them. I th...