rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoSomeday, we'll all look back on this and plow into a parked car..:\Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper Stickers: Lord help m...34$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoSomeday, we'll all look back on this and plow into a parked car..:\Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper Stickers: Lord help m...34$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoTake my advice, I don't use it anyway :>>>I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $4, Coffee filters: $0...20$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoTake my advice, I don't use it anyway :>>>I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $4, Coffee filters: $0...20$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoI used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :"""Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thought I wanted a career, ...10$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoI used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :"""Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thought I wanted a career, ...10$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoWhat do you call two fat people having a chat? - A heavy discussion:]]]They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite...21$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoWhat do you call two fat people having a chat? - A heavy discussion:]]]They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite...21$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>>Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and...21$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>>Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and...21$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoIt was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! :DDDDIf I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personal...42$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoIt was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! :DDDDIf I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personal...42$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoAccording to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella. :}}}Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor. The first five days ...11$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoAccording to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella. :}}}Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor. The first five days ...11$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoI promise to give you a ring everyday. (an alarm clock):))))Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envelope? - You stick with...20$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoI promise to give you a ring everyday. (an alarm clock):))))Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envelope? - You stick with...20$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoIt is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example. :)Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him e...10$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoIt is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example. :)Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him e...10$0.00
rock2(25)•in #funny•3023 days agoNever give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. haha...Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surpr...10$0.00rock2(25)•in funny•3023 days agoNever give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. haha...Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surpr...10$0.00
rock2(25)•in #car•3041 days agoThe way Chinese modify their cars...31$0.00rock2(25)•in car•3041 days agoThe way Chinese modify their cars...31$0.00
rock2(25)•in #crypto•3054 days ago投资这事儿只能靠自己在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误是: 1. 在任何时候都应该以保住本金为...11$0.00rock2(25)•in crypto•3054 days ago投资这事儿只能靠自己在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能 预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误是: 1. 在任何时候都应该以保住本金为...11$0.00
