notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•285 days agoTis No Teen. Tis a Remoreselss Eating MachineCooking for teenagers is like trying to fill a black hole with a spoon. I blink and suddenly everything in the fridge is gone. I swear I just went grocery shopp...40$0.59notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•285 days agoTis No Teen. Tis a Remoreselss Eating MachineCooking for teenagers is like trying to fill a black hole with a spoon. I blink and suddenly everything in the fridge is gone. I swear I just went grocery shopp...40$0.59
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•286 days agoMy Bandwidth!In our house, WiFi is not just an internet connection. It is a battleground. A sacred resource. A modern-day gold rush. And every single member of the family be...70$0.62notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•286 days agoMy Bandwidth!In our house, WiFi is not just an internet connection. It is a battleground. A sacred resource. A modern-day gold rush. And every single member of the family be...70$0.62
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•287 days agoAdvice I Never Asked ForI am the proud owner of a couple of teenagers who firmly believe I need life coaching. From them. The same people who think pizza rolls count as a food group an...30$0.59notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•287 days agoAdvice I Never Asked ForI am the proud owner of a couple of teenagers who firmly believe I need life coaching. From them. The same people who think pizza rolls count as a food group an...30$0.59
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•288 days agoTexting, Texting, 1, 2, 3There was a time when my kids used to hang on my every word. Granted, they were toddlers and mostly interested in whether I had snacks or a Band-Aid, but still....40$0.59notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•288 days agoTexting, Texting, 1, 2, 3There was a time when my kids used to hang on my every word. Granted, they were toddlers and mostly interested in whether I had snacks or a Band-Aid, but still....40$0.59
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•289 days agoGood Thing There Is No Law Against Dressing BadlyNot a picture of my actual teen... they look far worse. I love my kids. Truly. But when it comes to their fashion choices, I sometimes wonder if they are active...70$0.57notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•289 days agoGood Thing There Is No Law Against Dressing BadlyNot a picture of my actual teen... they look far worse. I love my kids. Truly. But when it comes to their fashion choices, I sometimes wonder if they are active...70$0.57
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•290 days agoWhite Knuckles: Teaching Teens To DriveTeaching my kids to drive has been the most terrifying bonding experience of my life. I thought childbirth was stressful. I thought potty training was intense. ...60$0.55notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•290 days agoWhite Knuckles: Teaching Teens To DriveTeaching my kids to drive has been the most terrifying bonding experience of my life. I thought childbirth was stressful. I thought potty training was intense. ...60$0.55
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•291 days agoThe Great Escape It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Just me, the leash, and our dog who is usually more focused on sniffing blades of grass than chasing squirrels. I was w...40$0.55notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•291 days agoThe Great Escape It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Just me, the leash, and our dog who is usually more focused on sniffing blades of grass than chasing squirrels. I was w...40$0.55
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•292 days agoHow to Embarass Your Teen Without Even TryingI have discovered a hidden talent. I do not need to put in any effort. I do not need to plan ahead. I embarrass my teenagers simply by existing. It is a gift. I...30$0.52notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•292 days agoHow to Embarass Your Teen Without Even TryingI have discovered a hidden talent. I do not need to put in any effort. I do not need to plan ahead. I embarrass my teenagers simply by existing. It is a gift. I...30$0.52
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•293 days agoWho Moved My Cheese... And Every Other Edible Thing In The House? I am convinced my teenagers have a black hole in their stomachs. There is no other logical explanation for the way food vanishes in this house. I go grocery s...50$0.52notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•293 days agoWho Moved My Cheese... And Every Other Edible Thing In The House? I am convinced my teenagers have a black hole in their stomachs. There is no other logical explanation for the way food vanishes in this house. I go grocery s...50$0.52
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•294 days agoI Need Some Wineto Aid Me With FInancial Aid Applying for college financial aid is like stepping into a game show where the grand prize is debt and the consolation prize is also debt. I thought the harde...30$0.52notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•294 days agoI Need Some Wineto Aid Me With FInancial Aid Applying for college financial aid is like stepping into a game show where the grand prize is debt and the consolation prize is also debt. I thought the harde...30$0.52
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•295 days agoCurses! Foiled Again!I used to think I was a pretty sharp parent. I mean I made it through college I can set up a WiFi router and I know how to parallel park. Surely I could stay on...31$0.56notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•295 days agoCurses! Foiled Again!I used to think I was a pretty sharp parent. I mean I made it through college I can set up a WiFi router and I know how to parallel park. Surely I could stay on...31$0.56
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•296 days agoLost in Translation Part 2 Just when I thought I had accepted my fate as an outsider in the ever-changing world of teen slang, my kids upped the ante. They have now introduced a new lev...70$0.55notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•296 days agoLost in Translation Part 2 Just when I thought I had accepted my fate as an outsider in the ever-changing world of teen slang, my kids upped the ante. They have now introduced a new lev...70$0.55
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•297 days agoLost In Translation There was a time when I felt pretty cool. I knew all the latest trends. I understood pop culture references. I could carry on a conversation without feeling l...30$0.58notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•297 days agoLost In Translation There was a time when I felt pretty cool. I knew all the latest trends. I understood pop culture references. I could carry on a conversation without feeling l...30$0.58
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•299 days agoLaundry There are few things more terrifying than walking into a teenager’s room and seeing the state of their laundry. It is as if they believe clothing belongs in t...30$0.59notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•299 days agoLaundry There are few things more terrifying than walking into a teenager’s room and seeing the state of their laundry. It is as if they believe clothing belongs in t...30$0.59
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•300 days agoSportsball!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Sport\balls.svg/1200px-Sport\balls.svg.png Watching sports with teenagers is a test of patience, endur...50$0.60notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•300 days agoSportsball!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Sport\balls.svg/1200px-Sport\balls.svg.png Watching sports with teenagers is a test of patience, endur...50$0.60
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•301 days agoTeenagers vs Grandma and Granpahttps://live.staticflickr.com/4082/4737849899\3ccd9b37f5\b.jpg Every so often, I gather my teenagers, load them into the car, and embark on the grand journey ...30$0.62notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•301 days agoTeenagers vs Grandma and Granpahttps://live.staticflickr.com/4082/4737849899\3ccd9b37f5\b.jpg Every so often, I gather my teenagers, load them into the car, and embark on the grand journey ...30$0.62
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•302 days agoAttention Spa... Squirrel!https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1010556014/photo/woman-watching-online-tv-in-the-night.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Rg0OmR3lTlBBfr3sbCBQRO9q6DG4-Kk9n6ee8IzVdvM= On...40$0.64notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•302 days agoAttention Spa... Squirrel!https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1010556014/photo/woman-watching-online-tv-in-the-night.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Rg0OmR3lTlBBfr3sbCBQRO9q6DG4-Kk9n6ee8IzVdvM= On...40$0.64
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•303 days agoInvesting in Our Futurehttps://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QPPTMfu2Qis/U6WjCvUyyKI/AAAAAAAADy0/I9Zawn29cbk/s1600/excited\woman\holding\cash\2246039\hh1k-1.jpg There comes a time in every par...31$0.63notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•303 days agoInvesting in Our Futurehttps://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QPPTMfu2Qis/U6WjCvUyyKI/AAAAAAAADy0/I9Zawn29cbk/s1600/excited\woman\holding\cash\2246039\hh1k-1.jpg There comes a time in every par...31$0.63
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•304 days agoGet a Job!https://live.staticflickr.com/33/103892386\697b800b4a\n.jpg There comes a time in every teenager’s life when they realize that money does not magically appear...70$0.63notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•304 days agoGet a Job!https://live.staticflickr.com/33/103892386\697b800b4a\n.jpg There comes a time in every teenager’s life when they realize that money does not magically appear...70$0.63
notb4mycoffee(25)•in #funny•305 days agoLet's Talk About College... For The 1 Millionth TIme https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1nYNISnPeL.\CLa%7C2140%2C2000%7CA18rD-KIUOL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000.0\AC\UX385\.png Lat...70$0.64notb4mycoffee(25)•in funny•305 days agoLet's Talk About College... For The 1 Millionth TIme https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1nYNISnPeL.\CLa%7C2140%2C2000%7CA18rD-KIUOL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000.0\AC\UX385\.png Lat...70$0.64
