netcoord99(25)•in #fun•2785 days agoTWO CATHOLIC PARROTSA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?'...21$0.00netcoord99(25)•in fun•2785 days agoTWO CATHOLIC PARROTSA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?'...21$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #hot•2896 days agoCondom in the WaterMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor ...11$0.00netcoord99(25)•in hot•2896 days agoCondom in the WaterMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor ...11$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #old•2899 days agoAn old guy walks into a barAn old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old." The bartender apologized, but said he...50$0.00netcoord99(25)•in old•2899 days agoAn old guy walks into a barAn old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old." The bartender apologized, but said he...50$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #deaf•2910 days agoThe Deaf Wife ProblemBert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the fa...90$0.00netcoord99(25)•in deaf•2910 days agoThe Deaf Wife ProblemBert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the fa...90$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #women•2910 days agoWomen's ass size studyThere is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women...31$0.00netcoord99(25)•in women•2910 days agoWomen's ass size studyThere is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women...31$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #splinters•2910 days agoSplinters in Her CrotchA woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a large ...11$0.00netcoord99(25)•in splinters•2910 days agoSplinters in Her CrotchA woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a large ...11$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #not•2911 days agoNot made in the USA. Well over 50 yrs ago I knew a lady who would not buy Christmas gifts if they were made in China. Her daughter will recognize her in the following. Did y'all s...92$0.00netcoord99(25)•in not•2911 days agoNot made in the USA. Well over 50 yrs ago I knew a lady who would not buy Christmas gifts if they were made in China. Her daughter will recognize her in the following. Did y'all s...92$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #offend•2911 days agoLet's Not Offend Everyone !!!!What happened in the past that was painful has a great deal to do with who we are today....42$0.00netcoord99(25)•in offend•2911 days agoLet's Not Offend Everyone !!!!What happened in the past that was painful has a great deal to do with who we are today....42$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #old•2911 days agoOld Is When'OLD' IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment yo...50$0.00netcoord99(25)•in old•2911 days agoOld Is When'OLD' IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment yo...50$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #scotch•2911 days agoScotch with two drops of waterScotch with two drops of water A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she say...20$0.00netcoord99(25)•in scotch•2911 days agoScotch with two drops of waterScotch with two drops of water A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she say...20$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #i•2911 days agoInner PeaceI'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm...40$0.00netcoord99(25)•in i•2911 days agoInner PeaceI'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm...40$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #scotland•2911 days agoDid You Know?In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' -...21$0.00netcoord99(25)•in scotland•2911 days agoDid You Know?In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' -...21$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #darwin•2911 days agoDarwin AwardsThe Darwin’s are out!!!! Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the gloriou...50$0.00netcoord99(25)•in darwin•2911 days agoDarwin AwardsThe Darwin’s are out!!!! Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the gloriou...50$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #known•2911 days agoKnown Senior DiscountsDon't Laugh, and don't be bashful. ASK. Where is my Senior Discount. Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!! As I was waiting in line behind an older gentle...40$0.00netcoord99(25)•in known•2911 days agoKnown Senior DiscountsDon't Laugh, and don't be bashful. ASK. Where is my Senior Discount. Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!! As I was waiting in line behind an older gentle...40$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #firetruck•2911 days agoFirst Grade to KindergardenA first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart f...51$0.00netcoord99(25)•in firetruck•2911 days agoFirst Grade to KindergardenA first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart f...51$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #second•2911 days agoWhy Grandpa carries a gunPlease take time to read this and pay particular attention to"A Little Gun History" about half way down. Why Grandpa carries a gun, scroll way down, PEOPLE ASK ...10$0.00netcoord99(25)•in second•2911 days agoWhy Grandpa carries a gunPlease take time to read this and pay particular attention to"A Little Gun History" about half way down. Why Grandpa carries a gun, scroll way down, PEOPLE ASK ...10$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #shoot•2911 days agoShoot My BallsTwo local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County Deputy Do...30$0.00netcoord99(25)•in shoot•2911 days agoShoot My BallsTwo local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County Deputy Do...30$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #six•2911 days agoTo Be 6 AgainA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd li...41$0.00netcoord99(25)•in six•2911 days agoTo Be 6 AgainA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd li...41$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #medical•2911 days agoMedical ConditionDear Friends & Family - I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors i...30$0.00netcoord99(25)•in medical•2911 days agoMedical ConditionDear Friends & Family - I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors i...30$0.00
netcoord99(25)•in #parrots•2911 days agoTwo Catholic ParrotsA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?'...50$0.00netcoord99(25)•in parrots•2911 days agoTwo Catholic ParrotsA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?'...50$0.00
