mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2548 days agoWalking HomeWalking Home "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll n...22$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2548 days agoWalking HomeWalking Home "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll n...22$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2552 days agoHalf FullHalf Full The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state....21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2552 days agoHalf FullHalf Full The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state....21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2553 days agoDefendantDefendant "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." Answered the jury foreman: "Oh, we did look. But y...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2553 days agoDefendantDefendant "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." Answered the jury foreman: "Oh, we did look. But y...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2554 days agoBusBus Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sis...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2554 days agoBusBus Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sis...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2555 days agoDoneDone After they're done, the hippie pulls of his mask and yells, "HA! I am the hippie from the bus" then the nun pulls of HIS mask and says "HA! I am the bus dr...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2555 days agoDoneDone After they're done, the hippie pulls of his mask and yells, "HA! I am the hippie from the bus" then the nun pulls of HIS mask and says "HA! I am the bus dr...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2556 days agoNot MineNot Mine "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2556 days agoNot MineNot Mine "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2560 days agoPlanePlane Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey hun, dont forget the coffee."...22$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2560 days agoPlanePlane Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey hun, dont forget the coffee."...22$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2561 days agoHospitalHospital Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"...31$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2561 days agoHospitalHospital Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"...31$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2562 days agoBoyBoy When they get bored by theirs!...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2562 days agoBoyBoy When they get bored by theirs!...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2564 days agoParrotParrot ""How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2564 days agoParrotParrot ""How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2565 days agoSex ShopSex Shop "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2565 days agoSex ShopSex Shop "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2566 days agoDentistDentist The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2566 days agoDentistDentist The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2567 days agoTit sayTit say I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts....21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2567 days agoTit sayTit say I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts....21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2568 days agoPriestPriest At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that’s twice you’ve called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?" "Y...21$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2568 days agoPriestPriest At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that’s twice you’ve called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?" "Y...21$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2569 days agoPsychiatristPsychiatrist He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"...61$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2569 days agoPsychiatristPsychiatrist He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"...61$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2570 days agoAt CourtAt Court At that point, the Chairman interrupts the process and demands from the two lawyers to approach the bench. When they do, he bends over and whispers to ...41$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2570 days agoAt CourtAt Court At that point, the Chairman interrupts the process and demands from the two lawyers to approach the bench. When they do, he bends over and whispers to ...41$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2571 days agoGardeningGardening Getting down and dirty with your hoes....42$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2571 days agoGardeningGardening Getting down and dirty with your hoes....42$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2572 days agoConfessionConfession “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”...31$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2572 days agoConfessionConfession “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”...31$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2573 days ago3 Daughters3 Daughters The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him....41$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2573 days ago3 Daughters3 Daughters The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him....41$0.00
mudpuddle(25)•in #funny•2574 days agoWar WarriorWar Warrior Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war....31$0.00mudpuddle(25)•in funny•2574 days agoWar WarriorWar Warrior Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war....31$0.00
