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I'm terrified by the coronavirus, and what's going to happen next

I'm sitting here in a suburb of Chicago wondering what's going to happen next. I'm absolutely terrified about the coronavirus. I have severe cerebral palsy, and...

The CORONAVIRUS Lament - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody

I was going to tell you how terrified I am about the coronavirus situation, but that's for another day. This video is much better....

The debate on Sunday will be interesting, if it happens

We will see if the debate happens on Sunday or not. Clearly, in Biden's current state, I think that Bernie could easily destroy him, and the establishment Democ...

Bernie Sanders Stays In It, Here's Why We Should Too

I'm glad that Bernie is going to stay in it because he wants to see real change, and help people. All Biden wants to do is to keep things the same, and help him...

Why can't Joe Biden's supporters see that he is cognitively impaired?

It seems very clear to me that Joe Biden is in the early stages of vascular dementia, or some other type of dementia. I don't understand why his supporters can'...

Till The End Of The Day

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow down all the days of life tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow the wind cuts me like a knife Age has caught up with me no longe...

I wish we could help the Uighurs

The Chinese government has put many Uighurs in camps, and they are torturing them, raping them, and killing them in those camps, we haven't heard a word about i...

The Hyperactive Stranger

One day at a food shop, I met a man selling apples, For money he wanted to swap, But I really wanted some dapples. "Got any dapples?" asked I. "For that's how I...

Waiting for something to happen

Red, Violet, and white Life is happening horizontal The color turquoise is like an ocean turtle A moss ball All different hue...

Pardon my French accent detection

A guy came clean my carpet today. He sounded French, so having studied French for eight years thirty-four years ago, I decided to say thank you in French as he ...

Desert Island Joke

Two men, a Jew and a Gentile, were marooned on a desert island. The Gentile immediately got to work, dragging rocks to spell out “SOS” in huge letters on the be...

an interesting fact about drunken goldfish

Drunken goldfish? According to new research, fish of the genus Carassius (crucian carp and goldfish) have evolved a set of enzymes that convert carbohydrates in...

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Have you always wanted to VLOG but you just don't know where to start? Or maybe you have started your VLOG but you just don't know how build a fo...

Hot Hot Hot

Words words words running down the page page page page write another line line line line It's an uphill climb climb climb climb My air-conditioning too loud lou...

Last Words

Dad you were the man you had a plan you were the ultimate provider All I ever wanted was to be like you I know these words are too sentimental for poetry But th...

Random Fact

I like to collect random facts. Here is one.Until relatively recently, it was believed that praying mantises were unable to hear as their ears couldn't be found...

Have you seen this Joe Biden action figure?

FCTRY just announced they'll be releasing a Joe Biden Action Figure and I thought you'd want to be in the know. You can also find out how to get yours for free ...

How to fix our broken political system in the United States

If you're disgusted with the current state of politics in the United States of America like I am, then you absolutely need to watch this video. I think that thi...

Why I write?

Endless day endless night Will I ever do what's right Will I ever know wrong from right I don't know these are words that I say every day to keep from catching ...

Baby Box

I collect stuffed plush toys. I got an email from a freebie site saying that if I go to this baby information site I can get a free Michelin man plush toy. The ...