metalynx

Upvote if you believe in God, Comment if you don't.

And then upvote anyway just on the off chance God does exist....

And so the Kush legacy falls from grace about as ceremoniously as the last box of Twinkies in Chris Christie's skybox.

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Winning

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Woof

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Maui

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Politics aside, this is just a fun roll of retrograde retardlican ideological self parodying ratchet classic film magic in case anyone needs to de-program themselves.

Idk how anyone can trust these people to publish memos critiquing other people's investigations when they still haven't given us a definite answer to whether Ob...

If Barber Shops operated like ISP's

Imagine for a moment that you're town has only one barber. This barber has a monopoly on hair services. You have no choice, you need to get a cut. Do you get th...

Gettin real tired of your shit Ebay

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Apple Invents The Battle for Meta-Net-Neutrality. Guess Which Side They Chose..

I suppose that ruining regular net-neutrality just isn't edgy enough these days. https://motherboard.vice.com/enus/article/j5vn9k/apple-blocking-net-neutrality-...

The Art of the Self-Cuck

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How Normal People Perceive Retardlican Antics

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[Salvaged]

Liquidated...

Makes Sense..

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Well that's awkward

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My Cousin in Belgium Sent Me This Pic

One would assume the Dutch would know the difference between monkeys and gorillas. I'll still give it 4 dicks out of 5 though. It's some sort of vape fluid....

Leaving This Here, As It Will Undoubtedly Be Useful

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A Happy Mistake

Was playing SteemDice while rushing to train. Instead of setting the probability to 78 I accidently set it to .78 and then while trying to fix it I only bumped ...

Sometimes I Feel Like This is What It's Come Too.

Republicans, inherently or intentionally, are simply too stoopid to understand that they are parodies of shitty parodies at this point. Forget about proving the...

Australia Just Set the New De-facto Standard For Politicians Stepping Down Following Sexual Accusations

Some innovation is still needed given the current scourge the US is facing. Perhaps the additions of a greasy plank and a Seinfeld laugh-track would be a few go...

Apple's Been Doing this for Years and No One Seems to Give a Fuck.

I've lost track of how many 'unique' adapters Apple has forced on it's users over the years. But each 'evolution' has surely bent over untold millions of consum...