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marc99

@marc99 (55.7)

My friends and I love joking, here are some of our jokes!

London

Joined August 2017

756 Followers 34 Following740 Posts6 HP

marc99(25)•in #chess•2697 days ago

chess match #1

https://www.chess.com/live/game/3039364598 [Event "Live Chess"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2018.08.29"] [White "ptivoleur"] [Black "marki69"] [WhiteElo "1193"] [...

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marc99(25)•in chess•2697 days ago

chess match #1

https://www.chess.com/live/game/3039364598 [Event "Live Chess"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2018.08.29"] [White "ptivoleur"] [Black "marki69"] [WhiteElo "1193"] [...

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marc99(25)•in #chess•2697 days ago

Chess match #1

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d4 exd4 6.cxd4 Bb6 7.e5 Na5 8.Bxf7+ Kxf7 9.exf6 Qxf6 10.O-O d5 11.Nc3 Bg4 12.Nxd5 Qg6 13.Re1 Bxd4 14.Qe2 Rhe8 15.Qd2 Bxf3...

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marc99(25)•in chess•2697 days ago

Chess match #1

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d4 exd4 6.cxd4 Bb6 7.e5 Na5 8.Bxf7+ Kxf7 9.exf6 Qxf6 10.O-O d5 11.Nc3 Bg4 12.Nxd5 Qg6 13.Re1 Bxd4 14.Qe2 Rhe8 15.Qd2 Bxf3...

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minnowsmith(25)•in #introduceyourself•2764 days ago

MinnowSmith - Earn Steem Dollars In Your Browser And Help The Minnows

Good Afternoon Steemians, I'm MinnowSmith, a new way to earn Steem Dollars right in your browser. I already see your questionmark: "How is it possible to mine s...

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minnowsmith(25)•in introduceyourself•2764 days ago

MinnowSmith - Earn Steem Dollars In Your Browser And Help The Minnows

Good Afternoon Steemians, I'm MinnowSmith, a new way to earn Steem Dollars right in your browser. I already see your questionmark: "How is it possible to mine s...

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2771 days ago

Daily jokes

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2771 days ago

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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2772 days ago

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2772 days ago

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2773 days ago

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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2773 days ago

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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2774 days ago

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2774 days ago

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2775 days ago

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2775 days ago

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2776 days ago

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How long is a Chinese name....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2776 days ago

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How long is a Chinese name....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2776 days ago

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2776 days ago

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2776 days ago

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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2776 days ago

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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I....

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therealwolf(25)•in #phishing•2801 days ago

WARNING: DON'T INSTALL THIS STEEMIT APP FOR ANDROID!

It seems that I'm currently attracting Scammers - but I'll take it as long as I can protect my fellow Steemains. So I've received the following transfer-message...

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therealwolf(25)•in phishing•2801 days ago

WARNING: DON'T INSTALL THIS STEEMIT APP FOR ANDROID!

It seems that I'm currently attracting Scammers - but I'll take it as long as I can protect my fellow Steemains. So I've received the following transfer-message...

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marc99(25)•in #steemit•2803 days ago

Why to continue on Steemit? ? ?

Question originally asked on Musing.io - Click here to see other answersBecause one dollar earned today will be worth 50 in a few years!...

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marc99(25)•in steemit•2803 days ago

Why to continue on Steemit? ? ?

Question originally asked on Musing.io - Click here to see other answersBecause one dollar earned today will be worth 50 in a few years!...

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fundition(25)•in #fundition•2821 days ago

Fundition Update #1 - Love is in the air

Dear community, We have received much valued feedback and many suggestions since the initial launch of Fundition, the first decentralized crowdfunding and colla...

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fundition(25)•in fundition•2821 days ago

Fundition Update #1 - Love is in the air

Dear community, We have received much valued feedback and many suggestions since the initial launch of Fundition, the first decentralized crowdfunding and colla...

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2825 days ago

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On the other hand, you have different fingers....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2825 days ago

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On the other hand, you have different fingers....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2826 days ago

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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2826 days ago

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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2827 days ago

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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2827 days ago

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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2828 days ago

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2828 days ago

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2829 days ago

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2829 days ago

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....

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marc99(25)•in #funny•2830 days ago

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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look....

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marc99(25)•in funny•2830 days ago

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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look....

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