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Join the 501st Legion and Rule Drug Wars!

Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me that there are new war...

If the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything.

Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with the most powerful being...

20 questions with @lordvader (The Steemian Series)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Knight was seduced by the dark side of the Force. Then, not so long ago (July 2016), @lordvader decided to ma...

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIX: AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who can just do anything (and just do it perfectly), has informed me that the moronic inhabitants of you...

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING

Greetings loyal followers. https://images.esellerpro.com/2486/I/356/6/magnet-star-wars-darth-vader.jpg Do you have what it takes to become my apprentice? Probab...

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES

Greetings loyal followers. I need to wait for the applause to die down before proceeding. This may take a while. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only al...

The Empire has sent you a friend request.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some of you may be able t...

I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SH...

Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails

As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact tha...

The Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool story

I am a Jedi Master and the force is thriving in my preschool classroom. The dark side of the force, however, is strong with the young ones. Aggressive, they can...

I Hate Teachers... and Liars.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me that one of my least f...

Star Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in Education

Image source I have written about Blockchain's potential in Education in the past and am supportive of the use of Blockchain in Education, especially what the g...

I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, has inform...

Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.

If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes: ruining creatur...

An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!

@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record straight. I haven't posted in a while because the wi-fi ...

An Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.

Greetings loyal followers. http://www.fubiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/shelteranimalsstarwarsforceawakens12-900x600.jpg This is my feline named Padme. She w...

One of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could teach all of you a thing or two, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent yet ano...

I decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.

Greetings loyal followers. http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/htrhdarthvaderrollingluggageinuse.jpg Headed to Steemfest2 on Thursday Nove...

October 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should never hide her perfection by disguising herself as anyone else, has informed me that across y...

Are you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the living incarnation of a perfect game, has informed me that we have received a transmission th...