ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2541 days agoDo you want to go on a ate?Do you want to go on a ate? Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later...2ladykiller(25)•in funny•2541 days agoDo you want to go on a ate?Do you want to go on a ate? Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later...2
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2545 days agoAre you a mirror?Are you a mirror? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2545 days agoAre you a mirror?Are you a mirror? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2546 days agoWould you f*ck a stranger?Would you fck a stranger? Would you fck a stranger? No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is DICK...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2546 days agoWould you f*ck a stranger?Would you fck a stranger? Would you fck a stranger? No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is DICK...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2547 days agoAre you a poster?Are you a poster? Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2547 days agoAre you a poster?Are you a poster? Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2548 days agoHow much does a polar bear weigh?How much does a polar bear weigh? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here)....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2548 days agoHow much does a polar bear weigh?How much does a polar bear weigh? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here)....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2549 days agoGirl do you have a shovel in that back pocket?Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny •2549 days agoGirl do you have a shovel in that back pocket?Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2553 days agoAre you harembes enclosure?Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!...3ladykiller(25)•in funny•2553 days agoAre you harembes enclosure?Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!...3
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2554 days agoAre you a vampire?Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2554 days agoAre you a vampire?Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2555 days agoGirl, are those space pants?Girl, are those space pants? Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2555 days agoGirl, are those space pants?Girl, are those space pants? Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2556 days agoYou know what material this is?You know what material this is? You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2556 days agoYou know what material this is?You know what material this is? You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2557 days agoYour place or mine?Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2557 days agoYour place or mine?Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2558 days agoAre you religios?Are you religios? Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2558 days agoAre you religios?Are you religios? Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2559 days agoAre you a vampire?Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me....3ladykiller(25)•in funny•2559 days agoAre you a vampire?Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me....3
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2560 days agoIs that a mirror in your pocket?Is that a mirror in your pocket? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2560 days agoIs that a mirror in your pocket?Is that a mirror in your pocket? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2561 days agoHow much does it cost to date you?How much does it cost to date you? How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2561 days agoHow much does it cost to date you?How much does it cost to date you? How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2562 days agoDamn Girl is your name Wifi?Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2562 days agoDamn Girl is your name Wifi?Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2563 days agoIs your dad retarded?Is your dad retarded? Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2563 days agoIs your dad retarded?Is your dad retarded? Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2564 days agoIs your name Daniel?Is your name Daniel? Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!...1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2564 days agoIs your name Daniel?Is your name Daniel? Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!...1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2565 days agoAre you from Japan?Are you from Japan? Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties....1ladykiller(25)•in funny•2565 days agoAre you from Japan?Are you from Japan? Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties....1
ladykiller(25)•in #funny•2566 days agoAre you harembes enclosure?Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!...3ladykiller(25)•in funny•2566 days agoAre you harembes enclosure?Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!...3
