kylo-ren

Father's Day

Father's Day is a really stupid holiday. https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Kylo-Ren-kills-Han-Solo-in-The-Force-Awakens.jpg source Just saying....

Mother's Day.

So I tried not to kill my mom. Then a douche swooped in and did it anyway. https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Leia-Kylo-Ren-Star-Wars-The-Last-Je...

Every year.

So like 92 people came up to me on Friday to say "May the 4th be with you." https://static.gamespot.com/uploads/scalesuper/171/1712892/3323187-11+-+sad+kylo+ren...

Scars are sexy.

In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. https://static0.srcdn.com/wp-content/upl...

She said she would call.

I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. http://www.starwarspost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kylo-ren-knights-of-ren-the...

I was robbed. But whatever.

So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?ur...

Force Powered Milk Man

I'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without ...

What if?

This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. http://www.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/adam-driver-0004.jpg src But it's ...

Two sides to every story.

Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". http://0.media...

Valentine's Day is stupid anyway.

So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/79/KyloRenVaderHelmetChamber.jpg/revision/latest?cb=2...

This should impress her.

I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to show her my sweet dance moves. I think she...

Interior decorating.

I got a new decoration for my office. https://scdn.onnit.com/images/landers/starwars/han-solo-yoga-mat.jpg I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut ...

He never let me do what I wanted.

This was the last family picture we took before my dad sent me away. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Caja1U-UsAAEZpK.jpgHe knew I hated parting my hair on that side...

Bundle of joy

I found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and adorable youngling? https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The real story?

Looks like they are making a movie about my dad when he was younger. http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/han-solo-spinoff-movie/solocharactert...

How rude.

If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up their umbrella before turning on the wate...

Co-workers

What do I think about General Hux? One word: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2LOGZEW8AEitY9.jpg Pussy source...

Hey Girl (Not who you are thinking)

Hey girl, I know you think my clothes look awesome... https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyM1gxMDIy/z/RI4AAOSwZA1aZCJ~/$72.JPG but wouldn't they look even better on y...

Do you think this line will work?

Hey girl (no one you know), https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cLsxexRH--/cscale,flprogressive,q80,w800/dblpngk2sxctbzvtpcao.jpg You're so hot...

What do you think?

Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop. https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/kylo-ren-p...