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Daily FML #84 X'mas is delayed. | クリスマス遅延のお知らせ

>Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, “Get up, Santa was here!” I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML 俺訳『今日、子供に揺り起こされて「起きて！サ...

Daily FML #83 Do your own job! | 仕事しろ！

>Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML 俺訳『今日、スタバで3回注文を繰り返さなくちゃいけなかった。バリスタが私の胸ばっか見てるから。』 http...

Daily FML #82 Distortion Ringtone | 悪夢の着信音

>Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone vo...

【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏 企業改革のため７０％のレイオフを発表【日本語訳】

This article is translated to Japanese from https://steemit.com/steem/@ned/2fajh9-steemit-update この記事は上記Steemit社ネッド・スコット氏の記事の日本語訳になります。 >Dear Steemians, >Steemi...

Daily FML #81 What's inside the box? | 箱の中身は何じゃろな。

>Today, I signed for a delivery for my mom and something inside started to vibrate. I can't leave it because if she gets home and it's still vibrating she'll kn...

Daily FML #80 Just Parent's Excuse | ただの親のいいわけ

>Today, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and ...

jp-Friendship#4 「あだしの好きな街並み」

@sallyfunさんからバトンがブーメランの如く飛んでまいりまして、しばらく休眠状態にあった所を叩き起こされました@katakotoと申します。職業は世界で初めてのプロ下ネタトランスレーターです。 さすがはオーストラリアにお住いの@sallyfunさん、アボリジニ仕込みのブーメランは今回も、見事、僕の眉間のど真ん中に...

【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏 クリプト初心者向けの新たなプラットフォームアプリおよび新会社の立ち上げを発表！

Steemit CEO, Ned氏が暗号通貨初心者でも参入しやすいプラットフォームアプリの立ち上げを発表しました。その名も “Destiny”(仮) https://steemit.com/gathering/@ned/new-behind-the-scenes-project あくまで現状のSteemブロックチェーン...

Daily FML #79 That's freaky! | この少年が一番怖い

>Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he looked up at my face, said, “Ewww, you’re a ...

Daily FML #78 Escapill from reality! | 現実逃避グスリ～！

>Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML 俺訳『今日、...

【Steemit News】HF20 Update: Operations Stable | HF 20 オペレーションが安定しました（日本語訳）

This article is translated from Steemitblog. >Hello Steemians, we are happy to announce that activity on the blockchain has stabilized. Transaction volume has r...

【Steemit News】HF20 Update Upcoming Patch | HF 20アップ・デート 今後のパッチ展開について（日本語訳）

This original article created by steemitblog. こんにちはスティーミアンの皆さん、大変で長い数日間でしたが進展がなされ、皆さんに現在の状況の最新情報をお伝えしたいと思います。皆さんが大変フラストレーションを感じている事を理解していますし、私たちはブロックチェーンをもとの期待さ...

【Steemit News】Update on Unexpected Voting Power Behavior | Voting Powerの予期せぬふるまいに関するアップ・デート（日本語訳）

This article is translated from Steemitblog. たくさんのユーザーがハードフォーク（HF20）後に、初めてブロックチェーンを利用した際にVoting Power（VP）が劇的に低下したように見える問題を経験しています。私たちはこの原因を診断し、この問題は5日間以内に解決され、（...

【Steemit News】HF20アップデート後、エラーメッセージが表示される方へ

皆さんこんにちは！@katakotoですよ。 Steemitに大変革をもたらすハードフォーク（HF20）が無事？終わったようですね。 アップデートの内容は、前回翻訳させてもらった概要通りに滞りなく済んだようですが https://steemit.com/japanese/@katakoto/simply-explain...

【BREAKING】KATAKOTOKEN FINALLY RELEASE!!!!???? | 【速報】カタコトークン・リリースのお知らせ！！？？

So, if you are to release your first token in life, what kind of name would you give it? Why would you want to create it? That’s a really interesting question. ...

Daily FML #77 Give me some sweet! | あまいのくれよ！

>Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to e...

Daily FML #76 Backdown! | 撤退せよ！

>Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there’s 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy...

Daily FML #75 - I wish it was Bitcoin! | ビットコインだったら良かったのに！

>Today, I was in the shower when I realized that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23...

Daily FML #74 - Uncle Jonathan Seagull | カモメのジョナさん

>Today, was my uncle’s funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him a...

Daily FML #73 - Bear Girl | 妖怪熊女

>Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a be...