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eSteem App Dude IS RICH!

Browsing the TRENDING page and I see @good-karma dude is minting $$$$. Two of his links already are HOT right now. --- I bet posting here makes him more money t...

I Lost My Post. And I Am Angry!

Two days ago I wrote an EPIC post. That's what I usually do, right? And as soon as I published it, the post was GONE. Like deleted. Erased. Vaporized. Gone like...

Are you an EXPERT earning peanuts here at Steemit?

Well, I am just LOLing at you... .gif)...

Why newbies leave Steemit?

They try TOO HARD to get those dollars out... . . . . . . . Well, SURPRISE SUCKERS! Related: 1. I surveyed the top steemers, and they offered these 21 tips! 2. ...

I feel TRAPPED in the Steemit Prison!

So I fought back: http://i.imgur.com/GIQzGvB.gif . . . . . . . . . And YOU ALL made it worse: http://i.imgur.com/Z0ZAZ2P.gif...

I Turned Gay For 38 Cents

I FEEL TERRIBLE. BAD MOVE! NO MORE SHIT WRITING. BYE! Post link: It's TRUE: I LOVE BOBBY LEE!...

It's TRUE! I Love Bobby Lee... That YourBTCC Poll Dude!

Dear Steemy Diary, I always used to wake up thinking Asian dudes excel only in mathematics. Today, I am convinced they excel in something else - they excel in t...

Jim Daddy Says: "Kids, Don't Ruin Yourselves So Soon!"

Alright, it's time for Jim Daddy's brutal truth. All you Steemit kids — 9 year olds, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.... — it's time you pull your three fingers out of y...

Confession: Everytime I make $$$ on Steemit, I feel GUILTY!

It's like someone is watching me......

My Wife: "Look, Is It Going To Be Me, Or Steemit?"

I can find another girl. But not another STEEMIT! SHAME... As it looks like I will be taking the goddamn MOON train alone! Maybe YOU are with me? STEEM TO THE M...

WOW! THANK YOU for 100 followers, AND I HAVE CREAMED MY PANTS!

I creamed my pants a little when I first posted my shitty introduction here and you guys didn't say anything — anything — anything — anything substantial. It al...

What's the BEST way to PISS OFF a Steemer?

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How I See Bitcoiners Right Now!

All those smart bitcoin holders man.... THOSE KIDS... http://68.media.tumblr.com/1ed2d5c116564d6f7870cdeaa20d99d1/tumblrnkr5lqDgBA1qd2wmpo1500.gif THAT DAD... h...

Expert Believes Steem to Hit $20 Soon, And Why Moon Is Longer A Dream!

So something special happened today: I met @Akrid in the Steem Chat as he was busy sharing his valuable insights on the future of Steem. The curious kid in me g...

I shouldn't have told my friends about Steemit...

They told me they want to make money because they be like... https://i.imgur.com/JbMrndV.gif So I told them about Steemit.com. How it is a wonderful platform to...

98.4% of YOU are on Planet Steemit because...

https://i.imgur.com/KSyuQBE.gif Rest... the gentlemen... Like me are... HERE FOR THE... LADIES!...

Steemit as my personal diary: Day #1833, And I Love Spiders!

Dear Steemy Diary, I am bored sitting in my room and wondering what's worse... whether the ignorance of the ice cream man who never gave me my change back... or...

Secret Revealed: What's the best time to post on Steemit to thicken your wallet?

After capturing 12 months of data, monitoring over 15000 users and their posts, burning that midnight oil everyday... while completely ignoring HER request to d...

What's the similarlity between my ex-wife and steemit?

HELP me change my PERFORMANCE on Steem... UPVOTE / RESTEEM this post, kids! ALSO LADIES, DON'T BELIEVE MY EX. TRUST ME... IT WAS THE BED! TRUST ME!...

I surveyed the best steemers, and here are 21 reasons they LOVE STEEM!

I decided to ask all the TOP steemers WHY THEY LOVE STEEMIT and they answered. Pay attention to these reasons as they are very unique, valuable, and enlightenin...