goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2558 days agoGlossaryGlossary Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine....23$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2558 days agoGlossaryGlossary Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine....23$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2564 days agoExpectationsExpectations It never goes over very well....21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2564 days agoExpectationsExpectations It never goes over very well....21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2565 days agoOld GuyOld Guy People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead....21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2565 days agoOld GuyOld Guy People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead....21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2566 days agoOld GuyOld Guy "The tip's for carding me," he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."...31$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2566 days agoOld GuyOld Guy "The tip's for carding me," he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."...31$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2570 days agoConcernConcern With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”...22$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2570 days agoConcernConcern With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”...22$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2571 days agoBedsideBedside “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”...21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2571 days agoBedsideBedside “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”...21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2572 days agoWrongWrong An ambulance! What do you think?!...21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2572 days agoWrongWrong An ambulance! What do you think?!...21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2573 days agoMaking AmendsMaking Amends “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.”...21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2573 days agoMaking AmendsMaking Amends “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.”...21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2574 days agoFriend’s PregnancyFriend’s Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends....21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2574 days agoFriend’s PregnancyFriend’s Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends....21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2575 days agoKitchen UtensilKitchen Utensil The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale. It’s a pooper-scooper....32$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2575 days agoKitchen UtensilKitchen Utensil The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale. It’s a pooper-scooper....32$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2576 days agoScooby-DooScooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions....31$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2576 days agoScooby-DooScooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions....31$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2577 days agoThe Walking DeadThe Walking Dead Watch The Walking Dead with someone who’s super into it so every time a zombie appears, you can pull the old, “Wait, who’s this, now?”...21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2577 days agoThe Walking DeadThe Walking Dead Watch The Walking Dead with someone who’s super into it so every time a zombie appears, you can pull the old, “Wait, who’s this, now?”...21$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2578 days ago80s Taught Her80s Taught Her If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now....41$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2578 days ago80s Taught Her80s Taught Her If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now....41$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2579 days agoWork EmailsWork Emails Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me. Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!...31$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2579 days agoWork EmailsWork Emails Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me. Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!...31$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2580 days agoConfusionConfusion My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”...31$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2580 days agoConfusionConfusion My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”...31$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2581 days agoBikini DangersBikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”...42$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2581 days agoBikini DangersBikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”...42$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2582 days agoGrandkids BelongGrandkids Belong There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren....31$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2582 days agoGrandkids BelongGrandkids Belong There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren....31$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2583 days agoPicklePickle “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?” Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”...41$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2583 days agoPicklePickle “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?” Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”...41$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2584 days agoBaseball GlossaryBaseball Glossary Line drive: the reason you can’t play shortstop. Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine. Marc Philippe Esken...51$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2584 days agoBaseball GlossaryBaseball Glossary Line drive: the reason you can’t play shortstop. Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine. Marc Philippe Esken...51$0.00
goodjokes(25)•in #funny•2585 days agoLanguage TapesLanguage Tapes During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish....21$0.00goodjokes(25)•in funny•2585 days agoLanguage TapesLanguage Tapes During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish....21$0.00
