frankemsley

Honkies in cars...

I’m sitting here in, yes, Franklin, Ohio. Am I happy about being parked on a place named after me? The answer is: No. I was supposed to be home on Monday but th...

#TwitterReEducationCamps

Let’s talk. After Joe Rogan’s first softball interview with Jack Dorsey, Rogan brought on Tim Pool to tackle Twitter head-on. It was simultaneously amusing and ...

The Shell Truck Stop in Sumner, Washington: A Brief Dissertation (And, Yes, I Know that the Phrase, “Brief Dissertation” is Oxymoronic) on the Value of Good Employees...

I’m at a (Please, God, KILL ME.) Seattle area truck stop. I have to take a 24 hour break since I’m out of hours. During this time, I dealt with the same cashier...

An open letter to Longhorn Steakhouse...

Here’s my suggestion to Longhorn Steakhouse... My daughter and I have an ongoing competition to describe how rare we want our steaks. Some of the honorable ment...

Symbolism over substance

I love black and white photography because it strips away subtlety. People sneaking into a theater to see a movie in the name of protesting The Hollywood Elite ...

Artificial Intelligence

The number one word that Siri hears from me is “Sorry.” I never use Siri. If Siri pops up on my phone or IPad, it is because I accidentally triggered her prompt...

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Steemit.com has provided me the opportunity to sail well above the plane of social media. My words can be censored on FB but the original content cannot be be a...

Dealing with shit...

‪The funniest joke of the century...‬ ‪ME: Here’s my powerball ticket. What’d I win?‬ ‪CASHIER: Lemme check. ‬ ‪ACTION: CASHIER SCANS TICKET, READS RESULTS.‬ ‪C...

Older FB Entry

Before I call Shelly, I have to unload on the ABC analysis on the primary crap going on tonight. She doesn't need to hear me going off ad nauseum on the pseudoi...

Steem.ua bullshit

Oh. You can help me increase my viewership on Steemit. Fuck you. The truth is that you either get it or you don’t. Period. Have a nice day. Promoting my blog to...

Stupid pic...

Retarded pic......

THE PRICE OF FUEL IS REALLY HIGH NOW. CAN YOU HELP OUT BY TURNING OFF YOUR TRUCK???

Uh, seriously? Fuel prices are at an extreme low right now. And... In the eight years I’ve driven for this company, I’ve literally spent four summers WITHOUT AI...

Trump and me. (Old FB post)

Trump has an axe to grind and he is out to show how real men get things done. I hate to admit that, on a much, much, much lower level, I have been in in a simil...

We need each other...

A note to my dispatcher: “Hi, Ken. When is Dispatcher Appreciation Week going to happen? Let me know so I can show up in Omaha to celebrate.” Ken’s reply: “LOL....

My Rant On Curling...

I heard somebody making fun of curling. Curling. They’re laughing at it and I’m like I’ve watched curling, I’ve seen it, I’ve watched it sometimes as long maybe...

The Peach Tree Massacre Of 1989...

In the late 80s, 88 or 89, a deep freeze occurred in my home town of Grand Junction, Colorado. News broadcasters went insane. Their claim was that if the freeze...

Sun Tzu

I am listening to The Art of War. Trump is engaging in the art of war. My next book will be The Art of the Deal. Something tells me that Trump is intentionally ...

Elon Musk Twitter Post

Here is my Twitter post to Elon Musk on his relative dissing of Nikola Tesla... “@elonmusk I just saw the video clip of you admiring Edison. All I say is “Slow ...

Truck stop wisdom.

It’s been a good day. I textedLauren that I was sitting across from a truck driver that sounded like Slingblade. I thought that this was hilarious. “Don’t recko...

Where is my mind?

I just love the Pixies. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea. I gave up Facebook a few weeks ago because of Facebook’s “need” to monitor post...