emeraldearth

most boring post of the century all in lowercase with minimal punctuation

i have pretty much been missing from steemit in body and mind but before my disappearing act i did lend my voting power to a great initiative called steempunks ...

ANOTHER Monday at the Office

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Wherefore art thou Steemit?

Nope this isn't a brilliantly penned, intellectually witty or thought provoking post. It isn't a rant either, not a shocker or attention grabber. No markdown he...

Camping Trip to Umtentweni : A Photographic Memoir

With the distant, gentle hush of the Indian Ocean, the haunting cry of the majestic fish eagle and the lush green foliage teeming with life, vitality, death, re...

Monster Meme Too Long For dMania : Rewards Doggy Style

I tried to post this in dMania because it was meant to be a plain old meme post. Maybe it's too long, because 3 hours later it still hasn't posted - I might hav...

A brief ode to the music of my soul

Happy the days when we were all connected by music. And now, all scattered are we, strangers to our own souls. I disown you, I disown me. Here I am, floating in...

You NEED to STOP What You're Doing and READ This Right Now. I'm Going to Make You Famous on Steemit. Yes You!

It's been two months since I last used this title and got almost 80 votes, and I've been working on my plan since then. To read the original article, go here. T...

Stories about my dad. Episode 2

https://media.giphy.com/media/Idz7cyLRe2bVm/giphy.gif If you enjoyed episode 1 , Adolf the goat then pull up a chair right there, grab a beer or wine, and sit t...

7 DAY BEER CHALLENGE #3: To Follow Or Not To Follow, What Is The Problem?

I know you're eagerly waiting to hear about today's beer right? Before the glug, I thought I would discuss a topic not many people talk about on Steemit. My pos...

7 DAY BEER CHALLENGE #2: Blood With Your Beer Anyone?

Today I'm reviewing a beer with a strong flavour of baby seal's blood, not to mention blood tinged mother's milk. My husband sneakily and contoversially brought...

7 DAY BEER CHALLENGE #1: Why I'm A Beer Snob

Our lives are governed by rules, even here on anarchic Steemit, where there are supposedly only 2 rules - no plagiarism and post quality content! We all know ho...

Tired of Not Getting What You Want Out of Life? Try This on For Size. It Works For Me!

I am a being of pure, source energy. Whether it flowed out of the mind of a beneficent creator, or crawled on its own out of the soup of a primordial swamp, the...

SHELDON WOULD SUPPORT THE MINNOW VOTES PROJECT. WILL YOU? Click on the link in comments for details

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What if We Could Put a Post to the Top of Trending WITHOUT Buying Votes? Here's How I Think We Could Do it!

First, let's get this out of the way, "what's in it for me?" right? That's what you're asking. Well, a lot, perhaps. - If you help promote this project, your bl...

#schoolOfMinnows #steemPunks - Cyber bullying on steem, what to do when you get attacked.

I've born witness to a lot of different human behaviors on STEEM. Most are harmless and constructive. Some groups of users gang up and attack other users, try t...

Best Recipe for Margarita Ever! Or I'll Eat My Sombrero!

Forget whatever you've seen or heard before, this is hands down the best recipe for a Margarita ever! If after reading this, you disagree, I'll eat my sombrero!...

Self Healing : Original Poetry

You're surrounded by beauty but you're blind, Your soul is stifled by your mind. The sweet songs of the birds, Only make the feelings worse, Until the clouds of...

GINAbot: The Best Notifcation Service in the Steemiverse

New comments? New post by your favorite author? Miss a Block? Price feed out of date? Gina will send you a direct message on Discord for any one of these action...

How Academics Drinking in a London Pub Solved an Architectural Mystery

When I visited Rome a few years ago my knowledge of the Pantheon was as superficial as the next persons. I could recognize the building, tell you approximately ...

Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - IN-Q-TEL

This week we have a laugh at one of the CIA's RnD branches In-Q-Tel. My translations are in bold and italics. From https://www.iqt.org/about-iqt/ IQT is the non...