Even by billionaire breakup standards it was pretty awful. And this last blow was one for the history books.
“You know damn well I've been cloning Ditto every 10 years or so since I was 16!” wailed Spouse A. “He's my best friend in the whole world and he's just been run over in his prime, why the hell won't you let me bring him back to life??”
“You probably should have thought of all of this before you cheated on me with every warm body in copulation range,” replied Spouse B coldly. “I've sent his samples to a lab where they'll be used to clone generations of test subjects for a sketchy cosmetics company based in a country you've never heard of. And there's nothing you can do because I hold the patent for his DNA. See you in court.”
Wow 😅… But anyways, if you'd like to write your own freewrite with today's prompt you can find all the details over
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