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THE CHRONICLES OF GINA Serialized Gingerbread Man Retelling for AdultsPart 10: Into the OutsideOnce I finalized my decision not to return to the playroom and officially requested safe passage, Scruff seemed pretty keen on getting me off the farm as quickly as possible.
”Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful.” - Roy T. BennettWelcome to Graturday Week Twenty-Seven!🎉Last week, we almost got to give out all 5 prizes again! Here's everyone who stopped by and shared:
Hollywood favored women who were super tall and skinny but they did nothing for Dave. He was into belly fat. There were just so many benefits! It was soft so it made a great pillow, could keep you warm on cold nights and was fun for both pinching and tickles.
In the sink lay a single dirty dish, a bowl, completely devoid of porridge and quite possibly licked clean. Papa Bear was alarmed. I mean, what sort of madman would not only break into a home known to be owned by a family of bears but have the oversized cajones to steal their food as well?
Even by billionaire breakup standards it was pretty awful. And this last blow was one for the history books. “You know damn well I've been cloning Ditto every 10 years or so since I was 16!” wailed Spouse A. “He's my best friend in the whole world and he's just been run over in his prime, why the hell won't you let me bring him back to life??”
THE CHRONICLES OF GINA Serialized Gingerbread Man Retelling for AdultsPart 9: Back into the BarnAnd so we returned to the barn, Scruff radiating determination, me radiating absolute horror, and Kitherine, disturbingly, radiating satisfaction.