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228 - Bowl Of Spaghetti

Actually, recent studies show that spaghetti contains more nutrients than the bowl containing it, though many are still skeptical....

227 - Day Off

I hate when I get through an entire conversation before finding out it was a set-up for a very meta comic......

Day 365 - Conclusion

Hey again everyone! Man, it's been a while since I've done a proper blog like this. It's January 1st, 2019 as I write this, which means as of now I've officiall...

226 - After Midnight

If you miss your chance to say this the day before, you can always go with "I haven't showered in a whole year". If you're lucky, someone will point out your wo...

225 - Astrochemistry

I was told that neutron stars are what happens when a star is so dense that the protons and electrons fuse to form neutrons. By this logic, neutron stars are ju...

224 - Lying

Alternative for adult: "You live alone, who else would eat them? And why are you making such a big deal out of cookies?"...

223 - Chicken Bites

A crate with 1024 pieces of buffalo chicken would be impressive, but a Buffalo Chicken Gigabite would contain 1,073,741,824 individual pieces of food....

222 - Wrong

Of course, I don't understand quantum teleportation either. But at least they're wrong about something....

221 - Perspective

"Oh yeah? Well Pluto's so self-conscious, it had to put up a giant sign with its name on it!"...

220 - Santa

In fact, I remember meeting Santa at the local mall as a kid, but I've never even seen the Queen in person. Are we sure we're doubting the existence of the righ...

219 - Peer Pressure

It's like telling people "Ignore this advice". There's no proper resolution to it....

218 - Christmas Lists

You can't just get presents for half the people in a community, because if anyone finds out, the other half will be upset!...

217 - Problems With Video Making

These are only the things limiting my motivation. That aside, the amount of "real" problems they cause is basically the opposite of this chart....

216 - Sick Days

"But being sick still gives you an excuse not to talk to people!" "You're right- so I don't have to keep talking to you."...

215 - Vertical Video

I vote, if people don't stop using vertical videos, all videos should be shown being the height of a horizontal video within a screen, within a drawing of a pho...

214 - Early Access

"Oh, okay. And after those few years they release the full version?" "Hahahahahahaha no."...

213 - Temperature

You can say "both" when referring to around -40, or anything over a few thousand. If somebody asks about any number below 0, say "Kelvin"....

212 - Memory Prompts

It's amazing how sometimes the smallest details make the difference between remembering something and not having a clue...

211 - Dinosaurs

But it's okay. A 13 metre long dinosaur wouldn't be much worse than a 13 metre bird, and those don't exist, so they must not be scary at all....

210 - Scary Noises

There are two schools of thought when you hear a weird noise while outside alone at night. Either you average out how scary it is and treat it accordingly, or y...