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Celebrities Prepare A New Collaboration That Is 3000% Guaranteed To Stop All Wars

In a protest against the attention going elsewhere in the world, celebrities have decided to band together and get the attention back to where it is supposed to...

Breaking News: A Joke Kills 18 People, Leaves 102 Injured

In shocking news this evening, a joke has killed 18 people and left 102 people injured, 8 of which are currently bed-ridden with cancer, 5 suffering from severe...

The Comedy Open Mic Contest Announcement: 40 HBD in Prizes

Image source Hey, everyone, the COMEDY OPEN MIC CONTEST is back in its new form, a new community, a new platform, and we're still not going to wear underwear be...

3 Ideas to Make The European Super League Work

Disclaimer: This post is satire. Follow me and subscribe to the Comedy Open Mic Community for more: Image source After its failure by popular demand, the Europe...

Burning Coal News - Sarcasm Award Winners Remain Uncertain Whether they Actually Won or Not

Image source It has been 2 months of confusion after the Sarcasm Awards(or the Sarcies) winners have been announced. The winners and nominees remain uncertain a...

Burning Coal Study - Your Son's Questions Are Too Dumb To Be Considered Signs of Brilliance

Image Source The Burning Coal Organization has gathered its best and most brilliant minds to prove once and for all to Timmy's parents that their son is a geniu...

Burning Coal News - News Roundup

Welcome everyone to the best news account run by an Iraqi on the Hive blockchain. Very specific category, we know. But we take wins wherever we can get them. We...

Burning Coal Tutorial: The Secret to Imagining your Problems Solved

Image source Hello, everyone. In today's tutorial, we will show you a great method to how you could waste time but also manage to waste money along with it. But...

Breaking News: Porn is all Out of Ideas

It is official ladies and gentlemen, well, gentlemen and other gentlemen, porn is out of creative ideas. It is now officially over, all the doctors, proctors, c...

BurningCoal-News: Marvel Announces 20 New Project for Next Month Alone

Image source On the heels of the success of another year for Marvel. The previous Comic Book publishing company, now doomsday experts, have announced their plan...

Introducing - Hive's First News Satire/News Account

Hello, everyone. My name is @burningcoal-news. A news parody/satire account run by @amirtheawesome1. Although, we are open to having contributors join. Much lik...