Aloha Steemit, I'm croaking of something hideously painful, but I've come to enlighten me & you, get us all laid, and build a just, happy, funny Earth before I depart. Vamonos!
A friend in Hamburg tells me I belong here and will get fantastically rich almost overnight by telling you funny and interesting and heart-breaking tales. Wonde...
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