brianthesmartass(25)•in #shortstory•2143 days agoValiant Viking VexationI was about to leave when (you won’t believe this) but some Vikings, come back from the dead, showed up at my house to settle an old grudge with one of my ances...30$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in shortstory•2143 days agoValiant Viking VexationI was about to leave when (you won’t believe this) but some Vikings, come back from the dead, showed up at my house to settle an old grudge with one of my ances...30$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #shortstory•2143 days agoClown Car CollusionThere I was, about to get on the on-ramp of the interstate to come see you when an obnoxiously small red car filled with too many clowns to count flew past me l...30$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in shortstory•2143 days agoClown Car CollusionThere I was, about to get on the on-ramp of the interstate to come see you when an obnoxiously small red car filled with too many clowns to count flew past me l...30$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #shortstory•2143 days agoTurgent Temporal TurmoilSo…..funny story. A few weeks ago I bought this really old hourglass from a pawnshop run by this really old Asian lady; you know, the one who looks like she is ...10$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in shortstory•2143 days agoTurgent Temporal TurmoilSo…..funny story. A few weeks ago I bought this really old hourglass from a pawnshop run by this really old Asian lady; you know, the one who looks like she is ...10$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #shortstory•2143 days agoSpider SuspenseIt is said that the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout but I never understood why he kept going up the drain until today. I was getting ready to come mee...30$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in shortstory•2143 days agoSpider SuspenseIt is said that the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout but I never understood why he kept going up the drain until today. I was getting ready to come mee...30$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #shortstory•2143 days agoRodent Revolutionary RecompenseI was sitting at my house about to get ready to come see you when a mouse came out of a little hole behind my cabinet, climbed up on top of the toilet and began...30$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in shortstory•2143 days agoRodent Revolutionary RecompenseI was sitting at my house about to get ready to come see you when a mouse came out of a little hole behind my cabinet, climbed up on top of the toilet and began...30$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #excuses•2143 days agoLittle Leprechaun LamentI know we had plans for this evening but the weirdest thing happened to me today and I won't be able to to make it. I woke up this morning to what I thought was...10$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in excuses•2143 days agoLittle Leprechaun LamentI know we had plans for this evening but the weirdest thing happened to me today and I won't be able to to make it. I woke up this morning to what I thought was...10$0.00
brianthesmartass(25)•in #workexcuses•2155 days agoEmbellished Excuses for theIntroverts and Antisocialites Among UsKiller Kitty Kibble (Work Excuse)Boss, I can't come to work today. I woke up this morning on time and began to get ready but I slipped in th...41$0.00brianthesmartass(25)•in workexcuses•2155 days agoEmbellished Excuses for theIntroverts and Antisocialites Among UsKiller Kitty Kibble (Work Excuse)Boss, I can't come to work today. I woke up this morning on time and began to get ready but I slipped in th...41$0.00