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brianlageose(25)•in #funny•2770 days agoMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IIClick here to peruse the first part of this story: https://steemit.com/funny/@brianlageose/memory-remix-running-on-empty-part-i Amazingly, the confession sessio...113$0.00brianlageose(25)•in funny•2770 days agoMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IIClick here to peruse the first part of this story: https://steemit.com/funny/@brianlageose/memory-remix-running-on-empty-part-i Amazingly, the confession sessio...113$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #funny•2771 days agoMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IOnce upon a time, my family had a woody. (How’s that for a vague but potentially questionable opening line?) In the interests of fair disclosure and the avoidan...232$1.05brianlageose(25)•in funny•2771 days agoMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IOnce upon a time, my family had a woody. (How’s that for a vague but potentially questionable opening line?) In the interests of fair disclosure and the avoidan...232$1.05
brianlageose(25)•in #funny•2773 days ago10 Things I Learned While Shame-Walking on the Treadmill Today1. I really hate walking on the treadmill. It’s not the treadmill’s fault. He’s really nice. It’s the concept of exercise overall. Back in the day, when I didn’...71$0.00brianlageose(25)•in funny•2773 days ago10 Things I Learned While Shame-Walking on the Treadmill Today1. I really hate walking on the treadmill. It’s not the treadmill’s fault. He’s really nice. It’s the concept of exercise overall. Back in the day, when I didn’...71$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #funny•2779 days ago20 Random Thoughts After Re-Watching the Very First Harry Potter Movie1. Wow, those kids look like they’re about 6 years old. 2. Hermione was pretty bitchy back in the day. 3. Daniel Radcliffe/Harry has exactly two facial expressi...92$0.02brianlageose(25)•in funny•2779 days ago20 Random Thoughts After Re-Watching the Very First Harry Potter Movie1. Wow, those kids look like they’re about 6 years old. 2. Hermione was pretty bitchy back in the day. 3. Daniel Radcliffe/Harry has exactly two facial expressi...92$0.02
brianlageose(25)•in #entertainment•2781 days ago10 Reasons Why Taking A Shower Is Just Like Real Life1. Some like it hot. These folks reach in, turn the hot-water tap to ultra-gusher, completely ignore the cold-water tap, and then leave the settings like this f...21$0.00brianlageose(25)•in entertainment•2781 days ago10 Reasons Why Taking A Shower Is Just Like Real Life1. Some like it hot. These folks reach in, turn the hot-water tap to ultra-gusher, completely ignore the cold-water tap, and then leave the settings like this f...21$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2782 days agoI Never Knew You Could Do That with a ChickenA review of Hitchcock's 1969 film, "Topaz"... We start out with some old black-and-white footage of a military parade in Moscow’s Red Square. We know that Hitch...90$0.07brianlageose(25)•in humor•2782 days agoI Never Knew You Could Do That with a ChickenA review of Hitchcock's 1969 film, "Topaz"... We start out with some old black-and-white footage of a military parade in Moscow’s Red Square. We know that Hitch...90$0.07
brianlageose(25)•in #writing•2783 days ago10 Reasons Why Yard Work Is Not Your Friend1. Getting the lawn mower out of the shed Once upon a time, we thought it would be really cute to convert the garage into another den, because we had too much f...50$0.00brianlageose(25)•in writing•2783 days ago10 Reasons Why Yard Work Is Not Your Friend1. Getting the lawn mower out of the shed Once upon a time, we thought it would be really cute to convert the garage into another den, because we had too much f...50$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #travel•2785 days agoDispatches from the Wasteland: The Turbulence of Tight SpacesAnother snippet from my work-in-progress novel, “Cruise Control”. All you really need to know: It’s the butt crack of dawn, and a massive caravan of my family m...41$0.01brianlageose(25)•in travel•2785 days agoDispatches from the Wasteland: The Turbulence of Tight SpacesAnother snippet from my work-in-progress novel, “Cruise Control”. All you really need to know: It’s the butt crack of dawn, and a massive caravan of my family m...41$0.01
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2785 days agoFlash Backward - #2: Inappropriate Social Behavior and Strange BruisesA long time ago and far away (okay, it was eight years ago and in a neighboring town), I ran a blog series that seemed like a great idea at the time. The follow...10$0.00brianlageose(25)•in humor•2785 days agoFlash Backward - #2: Inappropriate Social Behavior and Strange BruisesA long time ago and far away (okay, it was eight years ago and in a neighboring town), I ran a blog series that seemed like a great idea at the time. The follow...10$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2786 days agoPast Imperfect - #345Evelyn: “What on earth are you doing in my apartment? And why are you holding my diaphragm case?” Inspector: “Is that what this is? I thought maybe you were col...0$0.00brianlageose(25)•in humor•2786 days agoPast Imperfect - #345Evelyn: “What on earth are you doing in my apartment? And why are you holding my diaphragm case?” Inspector: “Is that what this is? I thought maybe you were col...0$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #introduceyourself•2787 days agoEntering Stage Left: A Misguided Desecration of Proper Social BehaviorBrian was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma on a cold January day in 1965. Clearly, the odds were already against him. But he persevered, slugging through this and that, ...55$0.00brianlageose(25)•in introduceyourself•2787 days agoEntering Stage Left: A Misguided Desecration of Proper Social BehaviorBrian was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma on a cold January day in 1965. Clearly, the odds were already against him. But he persevered, slugging through this and that, ...55$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2787 days agoDispatches from the Wasteland: Passion FlowersNote: This is an excerpt from another book-in-progress, one concerning a family cruise in the Caribbean. All you really need to know is that Tiffany is my best ...40$0.00brianlageose(25)•in humor•2787 days agoDispatches from the Wasteland: Passion FlowersNote: This is an excerpt from another book-in-progress, one concerning a family cruise in the Caribbean. All you really need to know is that Tiffany is my best ...40$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2787 days ago10 New Phrases That You Should Add to Your Vocabulary Immediately1. Frigi-Daze The concept of opening the refrigerator and staring forlornly at the contents, unable to make a decision about what it is that you want to shove i...10$0.00brianlageose(25)•in humor•2787 days ago10 New Phrases That You Should Add to Your Vocabulary Immediately1. Frigi-Daze The concept of opening the refrigerator and staring forlornly at the contents, unable to make a decision about what it is that you want to shove i...10$0.00
brianlageose(25)•in #humor•2788 days agoA Totally Random History of America – Part I2000 B.C. - 999 A.D.: The Native Americans live peaceably for thousands of years. Sure, a few of the tribes were a bit violent, but this pales in comparison to ...21$0.00brianlageose(25)•in humor•2788 days agoA Totally Random History of America – Part I2000 B.C. - 999 A.D.: The Native Americans live peaceably for thousands of years. Sure, a few of the tribes were a bit violent, but this pales in comparison to ...21$0.00