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Does Emmanuel Macron have a Foreskin?

Is Emmanuel Macron circumcised? It is a question that has long haunted the French national identity. Before his election Macron claimed he was by citing his mot...

WHAT DARK ENERGY CRYSTALS (DEC) LOOK LIKE IN REAL LIFE AND HOW TO SNORT THEM

For most of my drug-using years, the only crystal I ever snorted was meth. Meth gives you lots of energy. It is basically a white energy crystal. Maybe I should...

Trump's Ass: A Ballad by @ballsdeep69

Trump has a sexy rump I wanna watch it take a dump I wanna watch him and Ivanka hump the couch I wanna watch Donnie J. Trump drip on the sheets I wanna look at ...

The Magic Mug clan: Part 1 (story written by me)

You might be wondering about the story behind the name "Magic Mug". Well, once upon a time there was an ancient clan of magicians in modern-day Assam, India who...

SHOCKING NEWS! New Details Emerge About Hillary's Strained Relationship With Monica Lewinsky

Hillary Clinton watched in vain as her beloved husband Bill betrayed her. There was no way that her greying hair and wrinkles could compete with Monica Lewinsky...

Mehriban Aliyeva's Vision for a New Azerbaijan

Kagame unsheathed his massive 12 inch monster dick as Mrs. Aliyeva's pupils dilated in surprise. It was an incredible sight to behold, and Mrs. Aliyeva's inner ...

Daddy Putin Teaches Trump a Lesson

Putin shoves the massive dildo up Trump's pulsating, fissured arsehole. Trump quivers in pleasure as he feels its cold, hard, length press against his spine. Ma...

My name is Klein

I am a writer. I like to write raunchy tales, oftentimes with a hint of comedy or satire. I joined HIVE because the prospect of my work being stored on the bloc...

Jesus was actually a horny bugger

Jesus was not only the son of God, but also a lecher and prolific womanizer who engaged in all kinds of debauchery when women would come to meet him alone in th...