Coin launches in 2026

By @acidyo4/17/2026bleh

going by from what I've noticed, tell me what you think about it

launch coin, keep 90%, release 1% into the market

hire marketmakers/washtrading to generate volume on dex's, pay a few easy exchanges like mxc to list

have a generally "new" idea, most likely a solution to a problem created rather than an actual innovation in the space and/or replicate something that exists in web2 and pretend it's web3 now

pay exchanges a % of supply to add to launch pool, they take part of it themselves, give the rest to exchange token holders

trade the very little supply back and forth to generate a lot of volume

send some of the 90% supply to an exchange, wait for pump and volume to kick in as exchanges start chasing your coin to quickly list so they can get some of that trading volume fee

make sure you also get listed on perps so that if people try and short your low liquidity supply you can liquidated them easily

with liquidation profits, keep pumping token along with the rest of the market's fomo

start selling part of the 90% at sub rank #30 marketcap

make sure you sell for as high as possible without crashing the market

slowrug while the rest of the world wakes up and keeps betting on your coin

hire a few influencers to keep promoting it with untracable money

keep taking out value from the ecosystem

rinse and repeat with different teams/people/ideas

never actually produce something that'll have a chance to replace an actual web2 service/app/idea

never introduce what this technology actually promotes

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