~0.10 USD... and still getting ass-fucked by the market. 📉🍆💥
Ten cents? Barely clinging on like a limp-dicked promise.
Hope? Gangbanged and left for dead.
Narrative? Rotted corpse, maggots feasting. ☠️🤮
This chart ain't a dip — it's a full-on gangrape by bears, slow and merciless. ⚰️🐻👊
Every pathetic bounce? Sold harder than a cheap whore on payday.
Every "recovery"? A bull trap so fake, even the bulls are jerking off to something else. 🐂🪤😭
Hardforks? HF28? That overhyped circlejerk did jack shit. Devs jerked off to their code, sacrificed bugs on the altar... and the price flipped them the bird while shitting itself lower. 🍴💩💀
Too much fork, zero fuck given by the market.
Volume? Drained drier than a nun's cunt.
Confidence? Evaporated faster than cum on a hot engine.
Holders staring at screens like abused spouses: "He'll change... any day now... the pump's coming, baby..." 😢🙏
Nah, bitch. It's eternal bear hell. Over. Fucked. Finished. ❌🔥
Hive didn't crash — it bent over and begged for its sub-10 cent destiny, spreading wide for gravity's relentless pounding.
Market gods? Sadistic doms laughing at your tears.
Reality? The safe word you never had. 🥀⛓️
💀📉🪦 TELL 10 CENTS TO FUCK OFF FOREVER — IT'S GETTING BURIED ALIVE.
Lights out, balls drained, dreams cremated.
RIP HIVE, YOU WORTHLESS SHITCOIN. ROT IN IRRELEVANCE. 🪦🔥🤡
THANK YOU GROK AI FOR THIS AWESOME ADAPTION! 😂
