Asking your Crush Out 😍

I know, what you agree thinking. There’s someone in your life that you have had your eye on and I know, you are thinking to yourself, should I ask them out?

Of course, it’s the whole truth.
So, I’m going to make this simple for you, okay?

You have got two options:
1.Yes.
2.No.

Let’s say, you are passing by them and your hear them say, I like a tall, handsome, stylish, man. A man! Before going to ask them out, you do some basics calculations:
Am I tall? 5.6. I guess, I’m (Nope).
Am I handsome? My only compliment was given to me by my mom (and that’s the only one).
Stylish? Yes, I’m a stylish nerd.
A man? Definitely!
All done, possibility rounds about 25%, Perfect score, I say.

Option 1:
No need to lose hope, Okay? I’m here to solve your problem. Consider, there is a possibility, yes, a possibility. Your crush deciders to ask you out. I know, I know probability is ZERO, but possibility is the key word here. Now, all you have to do is ask him/her out. Enough of that option one.

Option 2:
Second, the person you have crush on is named Billie and you decide not to ask her out. Instead, you choose to bottle up your feelings and suffer deep down within you for years. Now, you have a girlfriend, of course, it’s not Billie. One day, you guys get into an argument.
Your Girl: Why didn’t you order your food? Why are you taking from mine?
And you think, Billie would never had said it. I bet, Billie would have given me a bite of Onion Pizza. It cannot be helped.
About more years late, you are laying in your bed about to fall asleep and your wife climbs into bed with you. Wait! Did you take out the garbage? You be like:
Why didn’t she take it out be coming to bed? I bet, Billie would had taken it out by herself. Again, you shouldn’t had to think about it.

Option 3:
20 years later, you have a wife and 2 kids and some beggary money. You wake up at night and start questioning you life and that one decision.
Ah man, what if I had asked Billie out? You wonder, if she’s happy? You wonder what your life could have been? If you could do it all over again. Just ask her out and make it happen.
Enough with this option, too.
The last option is to ask her out. Now, you spend days and weeks and months building enough confidence.
You walk up to them and say:
HEY SO SO DO… You… You… Ah… You know… want to go on a DATE sometime?
Guess what?
They say, “EWWww! No, never.”

Just move on, what can I say? Things were just meant to be like this.