It hurts when I pee...
I'm afraid someday it might turn burgundy
but most certainly deserve this burden see
for not having curbed my urges out of courtesy
for having preferred birds and bees to alternatively
forgoing the perks of immersion into perversity
a herpes freak cursed with insatiable thirst, I slurp kitties
with half the words the speak, spoken in third person nervously
I need to change urgently! ...my bedroom is a murder scene
currently perched on Earth for the sole purpose of fervently murking emcees
Maybe you've heard of me? In the future they'll unearth my sheets
and finally explain what spurred the emergency; how she gave me her disease