Look at me!

Photo by Japheth Mast

Look at me mum, look how fast I can run!

Look at me dad, look how far I can jump!

Look at me mum, I'm almost at the top the tree!

Look at me dad, I got an A in my exam!

Photo by Larisa Birta

Look at me everyone, I'm on the tallest building in the world!

Look at me everyone, I'm on the top of the world!

Look at me ladies, I've got a six-pack.

Photo by Alec Douglas

Why the fuck aren't they looking anymore?

Why are they looking at Nick,

What has he got that I haven't?

More muscles, a hotter girlfriend?

Is it more photos they want?

A better filter?

Do I need a new phone?

I'll do whatever they want.

I'll be the fucking boss again,

I swear I will!

Photo by Hunter Johnson

Look at me everyone,

I've got a new pair of shoes,

I've got a new girlfriend too,

she has more followers than the last one.

She's got bigger boobs too.

Look at me lads, aren't I cool!

I fucking knew you loved me.

Things are hard though,

Things aren't working out like they used to.

I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my job.

I like to drink too much, too.

I'm fucking scared I'm going to lose everything...

I hope no one finds out though.

I hope no one sees what a loser I really am.

I hope no one sees the real me.

Photo by Craig Whitehead

Look at me, everyone.

My life is fucking amazing!

I bet you wish you had a life like mine.