"Fool!" - so my wife calls. Stroking from forehead to neck, like between the antlers of a deer. And whispers softly: "Oh, you sweet fool, you fool".
You think the man who gets up every day and looking for, whose birthday is today happy birthday to the fool? Well, no, I am often asked: "What kind of idiot is calling?". But I'm not stupid, I do not answer.
Even the rat was brought, then the cat and after the dog. They are somehow not at first get along. But after the dog won, I have a good friend. Or rather was, since he got food poisoning and died. The more I animals not plants. Strange they can't live with each other. Probably because their mind is not enough. People don't like that!
For example, me to take. Wife taldychit same: "Fool, fool..." But, I'm smart. The cement I needed, so I don't be a fool at the entrance of a brick picked up, and cook put in the pan. Even if he did not cement. But I know that the brick is not concrete. Perhaps it had to break first. Another time I'll try.
Wife when I saw much brick in a pot on the head broke. I now have in mind the echo: "you Fool! What have you done?"
Friends say: "are You a fool a wife to live?" I say, " I have it very good!" Often to us her boss comes home from work. Probably not have time during working hours to make up matter. So the wife comes in and says, "Go, walk two hours for a walk!" Here's how my health care. I'm not a fool, understand.
I was all smiles, pointing the finger. Sometimes, of course, embarrassed. Shyness disappears when I start to throw stones. I'm not a fool, I run away.
Once I met an old man, very wise. This is me on the gray beard, I realized. He told me the story of the man also threw stones, and then crucified and killed. And by whom it was called. Then the saints did, and praying to him.
"So, you be strong!" he told me last.
Then I came up with this stupid idea: "Well, we're not animals! They won, what stupid! Can't get along with each other! Well, we are not animals!"