Hey human! I know, you are that
very species who'd gone through carbon 12 isotope, zirconium , uraniam, lead, different devices and years of experiments to learn the past. See me! In a twinkling 'Eaton tranquil night, lying on my mother's lap, I heard the storiesof millions of years ago when you guys didn't even arrived on the planet. These are the stories from my great great & great^♾️ parents.
I'm your most hated one, the roachmaster! Among my other siblings,I'm the most talented one, as a reward of this I got this respected title from my father!
And here I'm to share some of that knowledge which I've earned from this short but efficient life.
Before telling about others stories I would like to tell about my evolution story and some of our life styles. So let's start!As far as I heard from my grandpa our ancestors were about from Triassic
Period (506 years span from the end of 251.9 my age]. Our forefathers used to stay on the Pangeae supercontinent. As they started breaking into smaller sections, forming the continental plates today we know, our father's moved with them.This resulted that over 4500 species of todays cockrooches shared the same ancestor.
Are you wondering how we have survived
so long? Well, at this time I'll be whole
heartedly grateful to the bacterias which
lived inside us. They fed off us and in return they provide vitamins and amino acids that we need to survive. So actually
we don't need to watch what we eat.
That's the reason we don't need to bother what we are eating, may be beef,chicken,
mangoes or even your woolen shirts!!
However, this ability makes us one of the garbage disposals, eating up the Organic
wastes.Along with this long history we acquired some extra ordinary traits.
★The most amazing (Though annoying for you!) thing that we got is our long 6 legs.Once these legs start moving, they
can go about 3.4 mph. It may not seem very fast my comparing to our size its insane! If we were of your size our speed would be of 220 mph. And for this, you try to kill us repeatedly but fails. Sorry guys.
★I think think you have heard about the expression, running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Well, we took at
to another level. The thing is we don't need our heads for breathing and also don't bleed. We take breath from sides. Also we can spend 2/3 months with out food our friend bacterias. But still staying for 2 weeks cant live anymore without head for dehydration or starvation.
★Have you played with your
friends, the game of holding breathe. What are the records? 2 minutes? 3, 4 or else to 10 minutes?Lmao noob! Come with me! Roughly we
can hold our breath for 40 minutes. Usually we take breath through our sides pores called spiracle. These tube transports vapour and aid in way that
regulate the water loss.* You people are very much fond of using
sprays on our little houses and it works too! The reason behind this is we like the sensetions of things pressing the exterior: so we actually love small places and cracks. And you attack on those places and it works !
★Another thing to know! It's something
like blaming ownsel but I have to say,As I said earlier, we eat everything! From rotting and fermenting waste to flour,
bread, butter, cooking oil, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrup, vegetables, cercals and meat products. If we have to, it may also cat leather, wool, cotton and even paper and soap. At that time we make a mess with their droppings and their malodorous secretions. It is basically impossible to save foodstuffs that we have attacked. The smell remains even if you boil it and the secretion can produce an allergic reaction in you guys. And as a result of this behaviour spread bacteria and virues that can cause c.g. salmonella, MRSA and other hospital superbugs, and jaundice.
So for your own betterment be aware of me and us! :]
In that sense hating us is not unjust for you!
However!As a very are old species (since the
time of dinosaurs) we have many more
amazing at same time splittings
facts. However, That's all for today.
I will again come with another story.
But not about me, but what I and my ancestors have experienced from our long long journey.
Good Bye!