Hi. This is me, right now. Taken with my tablet camera. 
And this is my view. I’ve been cleaning — part of this big adventure.
Oh, look, the photo of me is upside down. That tracks.
I don’t really understand steemit at all yet — not in a practical sense or in a more abstract, cultural sense. I can’t even figure out how to post a profile photo, though I’m sure I will, eventually. We’re at the beginning over here. This is the beginning!