A Criticism
Hello, this is a piece of criticism,
it is critical,
therefore, it may have
an argument to prove.
I’m intelligent because
I used therefore in
a sentence.
I hope it doesn’t
vex you.
See, look, I used
vex I must be smart.
I have a masters in
writing and directing
theatre, first class honours
first division. That’s
more proof of intelligence.
Actually, I find that
people think I’m
challenged in some
way, because I’m fat,
and they speak down
to me. They’re even
worse when they find
out I’m mentally
ill.
But because I use
therefore and vexed
I’m intelligent
It’s a totally
solid argument
I’m learned,
I’m strong,
I’m invincible,
I’m mental and obese.
It’s a positive thing.
See another big word
obese.
See I can use a
word other than
fat.
So yeah, criticism,