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SuperGong # 45
We have annexed the entire asteroid belt and everything in between including the sun and we have given it all back to all the human passengers of planet Earth as a birthday gift commemorating the birth of the SuperWorld on SpaceShipEarth.
We will give you some advice. You need to know the Yellowstone SuperVolcano is 40,000 years past its average eruption time span of 600,000 years. If it blew tomorrow your civilization as you know it collapses into the age of cannibalism caused by the decades-long volcanic winter that will follow the eruption. So much fine dust particles blasted so high up into the sky that it never gets rained out shading the sun - NO FOOD.
As if the coming Yellowstone SuperVolcano wasn't enough of a problem, there is another coming problem that is coming. The next-coming killer comet is coming.
You are asleep at the wheel, good people of SpaceShipEarth. You are living blissfully on death row.
With no more time to waste, us aliens have inaugurated the beginning of the Parallel Projects for you that is the only possible direction into the future you can go to save yourselves from going the way the dinosaurs went.
The Parallel Projects = (1) the SuperCity project (one SuperCity for SpaceShipEarth with thousands of robotically-built, cone-shaped nodes) (2) the global SuperTrain project (to link together all the nodes of the SuperCity) (3) the DragonFly Asteroid Miner (that becomes the Comet Shield when the killer comet comes, and launches your civilization across a threshold to become a spacefaring SuperWorld a thousand times more powerful).
boing boing
