Jokes

By @namct10/2/2017funny


A billionaire dressed in a rugged luxury car is going to meet a ragged and foul smirk. The billionaire stops the car and holds the $ 100 bounty for the beggar and asks:
1 - If yes, which money do you use on gambling?

  • The beggar replied: from beggar begging you do not know what gambling is
    2- Do you have a drink?
  • He answered: go to dinner is not enough to know what to drink beer.
    3 -The billionaire asked: So do you know what girls and girls do not?
    He did not eat enough to eat a girl with no gums, since childhood I did not know this
    4 - The billionaire asked: Do you smoke?
    He replied, "It's not enough to eat enough to smoke."
  • The billionaire listened and said,
    So he put money in and went in my car, I drove him to the restaurant with me. I asked my wife to come see him.
  • The beggar asked in amazement: What for ?!
  • The billionaire replied:
    => Let my wife see firsthand the ideal man she tells me to follow. Let her know: "Men do not know one of the four things only go begging."
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