Hello, it's me LUT, it's been a long time since I wrote a post. If you don't know me, here's my introduction post.
The other day LivingUKTaiwan told me about the latest Weekend Engagement topic. She said people were saying no one would dare write about topic #5. I took a look and here's what it said
Take a nude selfie and make a post using it as the main image and add in your bank account details, tax file number, phone number, address and date of birth.
I love a good challenge. This is easy peasy, creamy cheesy. Here goes...
Nude selfie - that's me above, but I couldn't go totally nude. I always keep my tiara on because it's very important to me. If you read my intro post you'll know it was my prize when I was crowned Miss Duckling World.
Bank account details - I don't have one, it's all cash for me baby. I always have my entourage when I travel. Fred, my PA and accountant looks after all my finances. Holden, and his assistants, the twin sisters Polly and Ester takes care of my cash. And Matt and Tres are here to keep me safe. They're SAS military trained, but don't tell anyone I told you this.
Tax file number - what a ridiculous request. Who pays taxes? There's a reason I'm an all cash girl
Phone number - ask Fred but only if you're important enough, and don't call me before 1pm honey. I need my beauty sleep
Address - I have homes in pretty much every city around the world, which address do you want? I just bought three more houses this year, in Denmark, Finland and the United States of Greatest America. These are my house keepers.
I already have 7 houses in the Greatest America, and wasn't planning on more yet. Then I was invited to the Blue Origin rocket to space in April - Katy Perry Berry Derry Ferry wasn't the only pretty girl there you know. I just like to keep a low profile. It was an awesome experience and I felt so good when I came back to earth I decided to buy my 8th house in the Greatest America to celebrate my trip to space.
Date of birth - darling, you should never ask a girl her age, that's very rude. But since I already mentioned it in my intro post, you can go check it yourself. If you want to send me a birthday present, the date is 14th February. Don't bother sending anything less than a 2ct diamond. It's too much effort for me to unwrap the present.
See! That was easy peasy, creamy cheesy. Anything else you want to know?