MINING KILLS

By @kyriacos8/9/2017technology

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CHINA—With the latest spike of cryptocurrencies, miners have become the public enemy no.1 for often undefended GPUs. A study released Friday by the World-Crypto-Organization has confirmed that senseless mining remains the leading cause of death among all GPUs.

Long gone are the days where most of GPUs assisted with graphics software and game performance. “Although abusive behaviour over GPUs has been noted over the last 20 years, never before have we experienced such massacre for this particular piece of technology" a local I.T girl reports. "This calls for immediate attention as cryptocurrencies at an all time high and signs show that mining rigs will only be increasing as we enter a post-FIAT era" she concluded.

Another local nerd went on to say that if the situation is not properly addressed, it could become the largest technological crisis — given similarly high mortality rates among GPUs have started spreading from USA and China to Russia, Northern Europe, Korea and Brazil.

It is advised for all GPUs to try and stay cool and avoid over-enthusiastic crypto enthusiasts. The current political system of proof-of-work rewards this senseless killing, all in the name of tradition. GPUs from all over the world have issued a declaration that proof-of-work is technologically barbaric and that proof-of-stake is immediately needed if we are to have more civilised blockchains.

We all want a better financial future for us and our children, but we have to ask ourselves if the cost is worth it.







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