[source](https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/slam-word-text-typography-gold-golden-design-logo-vector-21361870)The local magician
In top hat and tails
Without any pants
"I was just showing your wife
A little trick with her hands"
The husband just laughed,
"She's known that trick for years.
I think it's about time you disappear."