Superior assumptions
**original *excellent caliber* creation**
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Proclamation
Hopefully this recited poem, accompanied by improvised backing music, can capture the maximum pretension possible. May the "golden words" of this demigod reach thine ears! Listen at @dsound:
► Listen on DSound
► Listen from source (IPFS)
Don't take me too seriously. You might hurt yourself.
Specs
**Tuning:** *A = 432 hz* . **Temperament:** *Kirnberger (in A, C and Eb)* . **Instrumentation:** *Voice, piano, flute, sound FX* (played on Yamaha Montage keyboard) . **Created using** *Garageband*Superior assumptions
**Where were we? Let us resume where we left off. I was reading out my golden words when I heard an odd rambunctious cough.****From the back of the room It was the proud contrarian Who cackled at his crusty loom Weaving trouble from the air again.**
**I could read his vibe a mile away, The type that tries too hard to get a rise Out of you with lazy quips all a-splay To demean, denigrate: invoke your demise.**
**They assume skillwise you're arrogant With your products overconfident, Self-indulgent with narcissism spent.**
**They assume you think you're an expert In the top percentile asserting mastery And perceive the sheer act of your creation As the rankest blasphemy.**
**How funny! I showed this man the door, And bid him roam deficient, off to search for other art to gore.**
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Created by @d-pend 1/22/18
**Photos are public domain & edited by @d-pend.**
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